The only problem with this joke is that banks do not take possession of motor vehicles that are used to secure a loan (collateral). Therefore, the scenario in the joke would not happen. She'd still have to pay parking AND the $15 interest.
Kelvin ----- Original Message ----- From: <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> To: <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> Sent: Tuesday, July 22, 2003 10:40 PM Subject: [RR] a decent blonde joke > Hey guys & gals listen to this > A blonde walks into a bank in New York City and asks for the loan officer. She > says she's going to Europe on business for two weeks and needs to borrow > $5,000. > > The bank officer says the bank will need some kind of security for the loan, > so the blonde hands over the keys to a new Rolls Royce. The car is parked on > the > street in front of the bank, she has the title and everything checks out. > > The bank agrees to accept the car as collateral for the loan. The banks > president and its officers all enjoy a good laugh at the blonde for using a > $250,000 Rolls as collateral against a $5,000 loan. An employee of the bank > then > proceeds to drive the Rolls into the banks underground garage and parks it > there. > > Two weeks later, the blonde returns, repays the $5,000 and the interest, which > comes to $15.41. The loan officer says, "Miss, we are very happy to have had > your business, and this transaction has worked out very nicely, but we are a > little puzzled... While you were away, we checked you out and found that you > are > a multimillionaire. What puzzles us is... why would you bother to borrow > $5,000?" > > The blonde replies....."Where else in New York City can I park my car for two > weeks for only $15.41 and expect it to be there when I return?" > > > > Good huh > Rob Helfer > > -- > [EMAIL PROTECTED] > For carpet tile hardwood shipped > anywhere in the country > call 417 844-5723 > _______ > > > List host: http://eBible.org/mpj/ List info: http://eBible.org/rangernet/faq.htm > > To unsubscribe, send "unsubscribe rangernet" to [EMAIL PROTECTED] > or visit http://eBible.org/subscribe.htm > _______ List host: http://eBible.org/mpj/ List info: http://eBible.org/rangernet/faq.htm To unsubscribe, send "unsubscribe rangernet" to [EMAIL PROTECTED] or visit http://eBible.org/subscribe.htm
