I think you are working too hard at the joke. ![]()
>From: "CmdrPier" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]>
>To: <[EMAIL PROTECTED]>
>Subject: Re: [RR] a decent blonde joke
>Date: Tue, 22 Jul 2003 23:20:37 -0400
>
>The only problem with this joke is that banks do not take possession of
>motor vehicles that are used to secure a loan (collateral). Therefore, the
>scenario in the joke would not happen. She'd still have to pay parking AND
>the $15 interest.
>
>Kelvin
>
>
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>Sent: Tuesday, July 22, 2003 10:40 PM
>Subject: [RR] a decent blonde joke
>
>
> > Hey guys & gals listen to this
> > A blonde walks into a bank in New York City and asks for the loan officer.
>She
> > says she's going to Europe on business for two weeks and needs to borrow
> > $5,000.
> >
> > The bank officer says the bank will need some kind of security for the
>loan,
> > so the blonde hands over the keys to a new Rolls Royce. The car is parked
>on
> > the
> > street in front of the bank, she has the title and everything checks out.
> >
> > The bank agrees to accept the car as collateral for the loan. The banks
> > president and its officers all enjoy a good laugh at the blonde for using
>a
> > $250,000 Rolls as collateral against a $5,000 loan. An employee of the
>bank
> > then
> > proceeds to drive the Rolls into the banks underground garage and parks it
> > there.
> >
> > Two weeks later, the blonde returns, repays the $5,000 and the interest,
>which
> > comes to $15.41. The loan officer says, "Miss, we are very happy to have
>had
> > your business, and this transaction has worked out very nicely, but we are
>a
> > little puzzled... While you were away, we checked you out and found that
>you
> > are
> > a multimillionaire. What puzzles us is... why would you bother to borrow
> > $5,000?"
> >
> > The blonde replies....."Where else in New York City can I park my car for
>two
> > weeks for only $15.41 and expect it to be there when I return?"
> >
> >
> >
> > Good huh
> > Rob Helfer
> >
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