> >An atheist was spending a quiet day fishing when suddenly his boat was attacked > >by the Loch Ness monster. In one easy flip, the beast tossed him and his boat > >at least a hundred feet into the air. It then opened it's mouth waiting below > >to swallow them both. As the man sailed head over heels and started to fall > >towards the open jaws of the ferocious beast he cried out, "Oh, my God! Help > >me!" Suddenly, the scene froze in place and as the atheist hung in midair a > >booming voice came out of the clouds and said, "I thought you didn't believe in > >Me!" > > > >"God, come on, give me a break!" the man pleaded, "Just seconds ago I didn't > >believe in the Loch Ness monster either!" "Well," said God, "now that you are > >a believer you must understand > >that I won't work miracles to snatch you from certain death in the jaws of the > >monster, but I can change hearts. What would you have me do?" The atheist > >thinks for a minute then says, "God, please have the Loch Ness Monster believe > >in You also." > > > >God replies, "So be it." The scene starts in motion again with the atheist > >falling towards the > >ravenous jaws of the monster. The Loch Ness Monster folds his claws > together and > >says, "Lord, bless this food You have so graciously provided....." > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > ------End forward message--------------------------- > > Russ Rice Anchor Of Hope _______ To unsubscribe, send "unsubscribe rangernet" to [EMAIL PROTECTED] "Eat the hay & spit out the sticks! - A#1's mule" RTKB&G4JC! http://rangernet.org Autoresponder: [EMAIL PROTECTED]
