> A few bits of wisdom to start out your day... > > � Never be afraid of something new. Remember, amateurs built the ark. > Professionals built the Titanic. > > � Talk is cheap because supply exceeds demand. > > � Stupidity got us into this mess - why can't it get us out? > > � Politicians and diapers have one thing in common. They should both be > changed regularly and for the same reason. > > � People will accept your ideas much more readily if you tell them that > Benjamin Franklin said it first. > > � Anything free is worth what you pay for it. > > � Indecision is the key to flexibility. > > � It hurts to be on the cutting edge. > > � In just two days tomorrow will be yesterday. > > � I always wanted to be a procrastinator; I just never got around to it. > > � I am having an out of money experience. > > � I plan to live forever, so far so good. > > � I am in shape. Round is a shape. > > � A day without sunshine is like night. > > � I am not a perfectionist. Unlike my parents. > > � Brain cells come and brain cells go, but fat cells live forever.
A few bits of wisdom to start out your day... � Never be afraid of something new. Remember, amateurs built the ark. Professionals built the Titanic. � Talk is cheap because supply exceeds demand. � Stupidity got us into this mess - why can't it get us out? � Politicians and diapers have one thing in common. They should both be changed regularly and for the same reason. � People will accept your ideas much more readily if you tell them that Benjamin Franklin said it first. � Anything free is worth what you pay for it. � Indecision is the key to flexibility. � It hurts to be on the cutting edge. � In just two days tomorrow will be yesterday. � I always wanted to be a procrastinator; I just never got around to it. � I am having an out of money experience. � I plan to live forever, so far so good. � I am in shape. Round is a shape. � A day without sunshine is like night. � I am not a perfectionist. Unlike my parents. � Brain cells come and brain cells go, but fat cells live forever.
