This is pretty good thought you all would enjoy this little bit of wisdom. Sammy In a message dated 2/5/99 6:29:56 AM !!!First Boot!!!, [EMAIL PROTECTED] writes: > >>>^,,^< >^,,^< >^,,^< >^,,^< > >>> > >>> > >>>Things To Think About > >>> > >>>Last night I played a blank tape at full blast. The mime next door went > >>>nuts. > >>> > >>>I went for a walk last night and my kids asked me how long I'd be gone. > >>>I said, "The whole time." > >>> > >>>So what's the speed of dark? > >>> > >>>How come you don't ever hear about gruntled employees? > >>> > >>>Why don't they just make mouse-flavored cat food? > >>> > >>>I just got skylights put in my place. The people who live above me are > >>>furious. > >>> > >>>Why do they sterilize needles for lethal injections? > >>> > >>>Isn't Disney World a people trap run by a mouse? > >>> > >>>Whose cruel idea was it for the word "lisp" to have an "s" in it? > >>> > >>>Light travels faster than sound. Is that why some people appear > >>>intelligent until you hear them speak? > >>> > >>>How come 'abbreviated' is such a long word? > >>> > >>>Why do you press harder on a remote-control when you know the battery > >is > >>>dead? > >>> > >>>Why are they called apartments, when they're all stuck together? > >>> > >>>Why do banks charge you a "non-sufficient funds fee" when they already > >>>know you don't have any? > >>> > >>>If the universe is everything, and scientists say that the universe is > >>>expanding, what is it expanding into? > >>> > >>>If a tree falls in the forest and no one is around to see it, do the > >>>other > >>>trees make fun of it? > >>> > >>>Why is a carrot more orange than an orange? > >>> > >>>Why are there 5 syllables in the word "monosyllabic"? > >>> > >>>Why do they call it the Department of Interior when they are in charge > >>>of > >>>everything outdoors? > >>> > >>>Why is it, when a door is open it's ajar, but when a jar is open, it's > >>>not > >>>adore? > >>> > >>>Tell a man that there are 400 billion stars and he'll believe you. Tell > >>>him > >>>a bench has wet paint and he has to touch it. > >>> > >>>If Superman could stop bullets with his chest, why did he always duck > >>>when > >>>someone threw a gun at him? > >>> > >>>Why does lemon juice contain "artificial ingredients" but dishwashing > >>>liquid contains "real lemons"? > >>> > >>>Why do we wait until a pig is dead to "cure" it? > >>> > >>>Why do we put suits in a garment bag and put garments in a suitcase? > >>> > >>>Why doesn't glue stick to the inside of the bottle? > >>> > >>>Do Roman paramedics refer to IV's as "4's"? > >>> > >>>What do little birdies see when they get knocked unconscious? > >>> > >>>Why doesn't Tarzan have a beard? > >>> > >>>Is boneless chicken considered an invertebrate? > >>> > >>>I went to a bookstore and asked the saleswoman, "Where's the self-help > >>>section?" She said if she told me, it would defeat the purpose. > >>> _______ To unsubscribe, send "unsubscribe rangernet" to [EMAIL PROTECTED] "Eat the hay & spit out the sticks!" RTKB&G4JC! Autoresponder: [EMAIL PROTECTED] http://rangernet.org
