Missed this joke. Ooooppppssss. Here it
is!!
You know you're drinking too much coffee when:
Juan Valdez named his donkey after you.
You ski uphill.
You get a speeding ticket even when you're parked.
You answer the door before people knock.
You just completed another sweater and you don't know how to knit.
You sleep with your eyes open.
You have to watch videos in fast-forward.
You can take a picture of yourself from ten feet away without using the timer.
You're so jittery that people use your hands to blend their juice.
You can type sixty words per minute with your feet.
You can jump-start your car without cables. -
Your only source of nutrition comes from "Sweet & Low."
People get dizzy just watching you.
You're so wired, you pick up AM radio.
Your lips are permanently stuck in the sipping position.
You help your dog chase its tail.
Juan Valdez named his donkey after you.
You ski uphill.
You get a speeding ticket even when you're parked.
You answer the door before people knock.
You just completed another sweater and you don't know how to knit.
You sleep with your eyes open.
You have to watch videos in fast-forward.
You can take a picture of yourself from ten feet away without using the timer.
You're so jittery that people use your hands to blend their juice.
You can type sixty words per minute with your feet.
You can jump-start your car without cables. -
Your only source of nutrition comes from "Sweet & Low."
People get dizzy just watching you.
You're so wired, you pick up AM radio.
Your lips are permanently stuck in the sipping position.
You help your dog chase its tail.
