-----Original Message----- From: [EMAIL PROTECTED] <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> Subject: Humor > > A Jewish father was concerned about his son who > was about a year away from his Bar Mitzvah but > was sorely lacking in his knowledge of the Jewish > faith. To remedy this he sent his son to Israel > to experience his heritage. A year later the > young man returned home. > > "Father, thank you for sending me to the land of > our Fathers," the son said. "It was wonderful > and enlightening, however, I must confess that > while in Israel I converted to Christianity." > > "Oi vey," replied the father, "what have I done." > > So in the tradition of the patriarchs he went to > his best friend and sought his advice and > solace. "It is amazing that you should come to > me," stated his friend, "I too sent my son to > Israel and he returned a Christian." > > So in the tradition of the patriarchs they went > to the Rabbi. "It is amazing that you should > come to me," stated the Rabbi, "I too sent my son > to Israel and he returned a Christian. What is > happening to our sons?" Brothers, we must take > this to the Lord," said the Rabbi. > > They fell to their knees and began to wail and > pour out their hearts to the Almighty. As they > prayed the clouds above opened and a mighty voice > stated, "Amazing that you should come to Me. I, > too, sent My Son to Israel....." _______ To unsubscribe, send "unsubscribe rangernet" to [EMAIL PROTECTED] "Eat the hay & spit out the sticks! - A#1's mule" RTKB&G4JC! http://rangernet.org Autoresponder: [EMAIL PROTECTED]
