Q: Why do ducks have flat feet?
A: To stomp out forest fires!
Q: Why do elephants have flat feet?
A: To stomp out burning ducks!
Q: What do Ranger Commanders and elephants have in com... Nevermind!!!!
Q: Why do Sr. Commanders have flat feet?
A: To stomp out burning "go juice" cans!
Q: Why do Rangers have flat feet?
A: To stomp out Burning Sr. Commanders!
