Date sent: Thu, 8 Jun 2000 10:22:32 -0500 Sender: [EMAIL PROTECTED] Precedence: bulk Reply-To: [EMAIL PROTECTED] > Subject: Important Notice > > > >Subject: RECALL NOTICE! IMPORTANT! > > > > > > The maker of all human beings is recalling all units manufactured, > > regardless of make or year, due to the serious defect in the primary and > > central component of the heart. This is due to a malfunction in the > > original prototype units code named Adam and Eve, resulting in the > >reproduction > > of the same defect in all subsequent units. This defect has been > > technically termed, Subsequential Internal Non-Morality,' or more > >commonly > >known as > > S-I-N, as it is primarily symptomized by loss of moral judgment. > > > > Some other symptoms include: > > > > (a) Loss of direction > > (b) Foul vocal emissions > > (c) Amnesia of origin > > (d) Lack of peace and joy > > (e) Selfish, or violent behavior > > (f) Depression or confusion in the mental component > > (g) Fear > > (h) Idolatry > > > > The manufacturer, who is neither liable or at fault for this defect, is > > providing factory authorized repair and service, free of charge to > > correct this SIN defect. > > > > The number to call for the recall station in your area is: P-R-A-Y-E-R. > > > > Once connected, please upload your burden of SIN by pressing > > R-E-P-E-N-T-A-N-C-E. > > Next, download J-E-S-U-S into the heart. No matter how big or small the > > SIN defect is, the JESUS repair will replace it with: > > > > (a) Love > > (b) Joy > > (c) Peace > > (d) Longsuffering > > (e) Gentleness > > (f) Goodness > > (g) Faith > > (h) Meekness > > (i) Temperance > > > > Please see operating manual, HOLY BIBLE, for further details on the use > > of these fixes. > > > > WARNING: Continuing to operate the human unit without correction, voids > > the manufacturer's warranty, exposing owner to dangers and problems too > > numerous to list and will result in the human unit being permanently > > impounded. > > > > For free emergency service, call on J-E-S-U-S. > > > > DANGER: The human units not receiving this recall action will have to be > > scrapped in the furnace. The SIN defect must not enter heaven or else > > heaven will be infected. > > > > Author: The Creator > > _______ > To unsubscribe, send "unsubscribe rangernet" to [EMAIL PROTECTED] > "Eat the hay & spit out the sticks! - A#1's mule" RTKB&G4JC! > http://rangernet.org Autoresponder: [EMAIL PROTECTED] > _______ To subscribe or unsubscribe, go to http://rangernet.org/subscribe.htm or to unsubscribe without web access, send "unsubscribe rrgold" to [EMAIL PROTECTED] To post to RangerNet, please join RangerNet first (go to http://rangernet.org/subscribe.htm). You can then unsubscribe from RangerNet again if you want to go back to getting RRGold posts only.
