WHAT DOES IT HAVE TO DO WITH ROYAL RANGERS???
>From: Duane Wheeler <[EMAIL PROTECTED]>
>To: <[EMAIL PROTECTED]>
>Subject: [RR] Moose Berry Pie...
>Date: Wed, 10 Jan 2001 12:50:50 -0800
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> > (humor)
> >
> > Cowboys had an unusual way of selecting the cook on a Long Trail drive...
> > Who ever offered a complaint....about the food served, became COOK!
> >
> > So it was that around the fire one night a cowboy bit down on a "bean"
> > and broke his tooth clean off...and mummered, "Ouch!"
> >
> > "What's that! A COMPLAINT?" said the tired Buckaroo... "You COMPLAIN'N?"
> >
> > "No...but I didn't know yur Beans could bite!"
> > "THAT'S IT! You DO IT!"
> >
> > and so the title of Cowboy Cookie was transfered to another helpless cowpoke.
> >
> > Time went on..and the new cook didn't like his job at all, not one bit,
> > yes-sir-ree-bob! He'd have to get up before everyone else to make
> > **>A-no.1<** Cowboy Coffee... (send for recipie)
> >
> > and, stay up wash'n the tin plates in a bucket...and he was gett'n dish
> > pan hands! NO WAY!
> >
> > He tried cook'n up "Pine floats" and "Grass soup" and no matter what he
> > "cooked" NO ONE WOULD SAY A WORD!
> >
> > He tried MOOSE NOSE JELLEY w/o pick'n all the hair out, and still no
> > complaints...the cowboys simply munched away... for no one wanted the job.
> >
> > During the day, Cookie came upon some "Moose Sign"....
> > as he drove the chuckwagon accross the plains...he stopped to water
> > his team, right by a BIG FRESH PILE OF..."Moose Berries!"
> >
> > suddenly a scheam hatched in his mind....
> >
> > He got a board and carefully scooted the pile into a piepan, and later
> > that day stopped and built a big fire to do some "Baking"...
> >
> > He went to a lot of effort on the crust for this was his one chance and
> > he wanted out! He made the "Pie" with a criss-cross basket weave pattern,
> > and decorated the edge with little "puckers"...
> >
> > He had a LOT of "Fix'ns" left over..so, He made enough for everyone to
> > have there fill! hehehe....
> >
> > Later, at dinner time the "Boys" all rode in...
> >
> > "Hey! What smells soooo Goood!" "Cookie, you finely come accross yur call'n"
> > "Yummmm! smells like HOME COOK"N TO ME!"
> >
> > and with that, the Trailboss stepped up and cut himself a GREAT BIG SLICE!
> >
> > "What kind of PIE..you make Cookie?"
> >
> > "well,hehe..it's just-a-little something I picked up along the way..."
> > hehehe...yuka-yuk...
> >
> > "Just give it a try...see what you think!"
> > "Why, Think I will cookie..THANKS!"
> >
> > and with that..the Trail Boss took a big fork full in his mouth....
> > and munched down on it! Suddenly his mouth stopped, and his eyes began to
> > buldge....his face got real RED and his neck started to pulseate....
> >
> > He Looked at Cookie like he could KILL!
> >
> > Cookie just stared back and said quietly... "Moose berry pie, like it?"
> >
> > The grizzled trailboss gasped for air..
> > "WHY, THAT TASTES LIKE..............Ahhhh, Errrrrrr, eeeeeeeee!
> > I LIKE IT!...Cut Me another slice Cookie and Pass it around to the Boys!!!
> >
> > ;') ->A-Number 1<-
> >
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> > ****>A-No.1<****
> > FCF Charter Member July '66 **** Pioneer Commander Outpost 207
> > ++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++
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