Light Of His Glory wrote:
>
>
> WHAT DOES IT HAVE TO DO WITH ROYAL RANGERS???
>
Dearest "light 'o his Glory"...amigo
*You complain'n?
-=A=-
> >From: Duane Wheeler
> >To:
> >Subject: [RR] Moose Berry Pie...
> >Date: Wed, 10 Jan 2001 12:50:50 -0800
> >
> >
> >
> > > (humor)
> > >
> > > Cowboys had an unusual way of selecting the cook on a Long Trail
> drive...
> > > Who ever offered a complaint....about the food served, became
> COOK!
> > >
> > > So it was that around the fire one night a cowboy bit down on a
> "bean"
> > > and broke his tooth clean off...and mummered, "Ouch!"
> > >
> > > "What's that! A COMPLAINT?" said the tired Buckaroo... "You
> COMPLAIN'N?"
> > >
> > > "No...but I didn't know yur Beans could bite!"
> > > "THAT'S IT! You DO IT!"
> > >
> > > and so the title of Cowboy Cookie was transfered to another
> helpless cowpoke.
> > >
> > > Time went on..and the new cook didn't like his job at all, not one
> bit,
> > > yes-sir-ree-bob! He'd have to get up before everyone else to make
> > > **>A-no.1<** Cowboy Coffee... (send for recipie)
> > >
> > > and, stay up wash'n the tin plates in a bucket...and he was gett'n
> dish
> > > pan hands! NO WAY!
> > >
> > > He tried cook'n up "Pine floats" and "Grass soup" and no matter
> what he
> > > "cooked" NO ONE WOULD SAY A WORD!
> > >
> > > He tried MOOSE NOSE JELLEY w/o pick'n all the hair out, and still
> no
> > > complaints...the cowboys simply munched away... for no one wanted
> the job.
> > >
> > > During the day, Cookie came upon some "Moose Sign"....
> > > as he drove the chuckwagon accross the plains...he stopped to
> water
> > > his team, right by a BIG FRESH PILE OF..."Moose Berries!"
> > >
> > > suddenly a scheam hatched in his mind....
> > >
> > > He got a board and carefully scooted the pile into a piepan, and
> later
> > > that day stopped and built a big fire to do some "Baking"...
> > >
> > > He went to a lot of effort on the crust for this was his one
> chance and
> > > he wanted out! He made the "Pie" with a criss-cross basket weave
> pattern,
> > > and decorated the edge with little "puckers"...
> > >
> > > He had a LOT of "Fix'ns" left over..so, He made enough for
> everyone to
> > > have there fill! hehehe....
> > >
> > > Later, at dinner time the "Boys" all rode in...
> > >
> > > "Hey! What smells soooo Goood!" "Cookie, you finely come accross
> yur call'n"
> > > "Yummmm! smells like HOME COOK"N TO ME!"
> > >
> > > and with that, the Trailboss stepped up and cut himself a GREAT
> BIG SLICE!
> > >
> > > "What kind of PIE..you make Cookie?"
> > >
> > > "well,hehe..it's just-a-little something I picked up along the
> way..."
> > > hehehe...yuka-yuk...
> > >
> > > "Just give it a try...see what you think!"
> > > "Why, Think I will cookie..THANKS!"
> > >
> > > and with that..the Trail Boss took a big fork full in his
> mouth....
> > > and munched down on it! Suddenly his mouth stopped, and his eyes
> began to
> > > buldge....his face got real RED and his neck started to
> pulseate....
> > >
> > > He Looked at Cookie like he could KILL!
> > >
> > > Cookie just stared back and said quietly... "Moose berry pie, like
> it?"
> > >
> > > The grizzled trailboss gasped for air..
> > > "WHY, THAT TASTES LIKE..............Ahhhh, Errrrrrr, eeeeeeeee!
> > > I LIKE IT!...Cut Me another slice Cookie and Pass it around to the
> Boys!!!
> > >
> > > ;') ->A-Number 1<-
> > >
> > >
> ++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++
> > > ****>A-No.1<****
> > > FCF Charter Member July '66 **** Pioneer Commander Outpost 207
> > >
> ++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++
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