Jawohl mein Herr Wheeler,
you schould know that racoons tiere are not for dem Dummkopfen.
Stand back und no schneeken up und surprise animalen.
Du must thanken dein God dat racoon tieren did not dig their Krallen-claws
right into your face-Gesichten.
Think auf den nexten Hawaii-Trippen so far it maken not so gut Foto of Mr.
A#1 hangen from the Yum-Yum tree.
Mrs. Calamity-Jen not liken her house-band so much mit Band-aiden
gepflastert over his lips.
No No !
Did yu learnen your lesson well now that you went to the A#1-garden party ?
Keep alwayse a glocken-Bell hangen from your belt-bucklen dat
Tannenbaum-sitzender tieren have a chance.
Odderwise they will fusen sparken and schnappen the blinken lights tru their
eyes-blitzen with sharpen points
rippen yur elbow open.
No natur-wissender Indian-man kann helpen you dann.
Your life lighten barely flickerenden and racoon-tatzender paw make ein kurz
woosh and out there go lighten.
Rememberen die rabies Katz in A#1's sculpturen yard with rustender car
parten and fenderen schticken out tru bumperen.
We needen Cmdr. Wheeler longer at the wheelen of RR-boaten so ve beggen him
to stehend back from fusen ploppender
tree-hangender blitzen dears.
Unless yu planen to make Commanderen Günter sein Coon-hut denn forgetten
please de letteren you readen mit the A#1 eyen.
Commanderen Günter is to be kwite glücklich ifn Cmdr. Duane taken off jacket
from Mr. Racoon blitzen.
Denn Mr. G. can show offen at the nachste POW WOW mit real deutsch-mann
Indian und Mtn.-man.
Mrs. Jen must use peace-fullen recepten for noodle-schdrudle for zelebraten
dear-fangeren Mr.D.
He, to tinken of schdrudle-cake make me mouth watern badly und drewlen.
Greetens from a deutsch-man who loven the Lord goodly and gladens in
refreschment of fellowschippen with
RR-bruderen und schwestern who loven also the Lord who maken the
finger-schnappender Racoon-dearen.
Günter
OP 64 Calvary Chapel Siegen
Germany
Duane Wheeler schrieb:
> RangerVolks!
>
> Ich bine sneekenzee (verstay?) auf der yard
> und Rancho Deluxe... an surprized 2 Furry
> critterzee en der Tannenbalm<G> (Big Pine)
>
> Commanderen Jennifer madenzee too much noodlestrudle
> and so I baited... Der 'Coon trap<G>
> (Humane dropdoor style)
>
> Einner Youngbuck Josh heard a noisenzee like dis!
>
> *shooooooshhhhhencrackle!
>
> He woken es Stamfuer Fadder who went on der JagerHunt!
>
> I so-so quietly sneeken up on der Bandit furballs und
> caught them feasting like Larrikin at a vegimite factory
> tour! So bold..
>
> I power der flashen-torchlite and
> FOUR BIG EYES LOOKEN BACK AT ME!
>
> I begin to tremble... shake in my moosemockersins!
>
> ...for they not only feast, but ordered me to provide
> them drinks and turn off the dumb light!<G>
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