Hey, my wife would like to order couple of them Racoon Bandit furballs :-))
Preferably not used :-))
Boris
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From: "Günter Pflaum" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]>
To: <[EMAIL PROTECTED]>
Cc: <[EMAIL PROTECTED]>
Sent: Saturday, March 10, 2001 12:31 PM
Subject: Re: [RR] *Two Racoons attack -=A=-!!!
> Jawohl mein Herr Wheeler,
>
> you schould know that racoons tiere are not for dem Dummkopfen.
> Stand back und no schneeken up und surprise animalen.
>
> Du must thanken dein God dat racoon tieren did not dig their Krallen-claws
> right into your face-Gesichten.
> Think auf den nexten Hawaii-Trippen so far it maken not so gut Foto of Mr.
> A#1 hangen from the Yum-Yum tree.
> Mrs. Calamity-Jen not liken her house-band so much mit Band-aiden
> gepflastert over his lips.
> No No !
>
> Did yu learnen your lesson well now that you went to the A#1-garden party
?
> Keep alwayse a glocken-Bell hangen from your belt-bucklen dat
> Tannenbaum-sitzender tieren have a chance.
> Odderwise they will fusen sparken and schnappen the blinken lights tru
their
> eyes-blitzen with sharpen points
> rippen yur elbow open.
> No natur-wissender Indian-man kann helpen you dann.
> Your life lighten barely flickerenden and racoon-tatzender paw make ein
kurz
> woosh and out there go lighten.
>
> Rememberen die rabies Katz in A#1's sculpturen yard with rustender car
> parten and fenderen schticken out tru bumperen.
>
> We needen Cmdr. Wheeler longer at the wheelen of RR-boaten so ve beggen
him
> to stehend back from fusen ploppender
> tree-hangender blitzen dears.
> Unless yu planen to make Commanderen Günter sein Coon-hut denn forgetten
> please de letteren you readen mit the A#1 eyen.
> Commanderen Günter is to be kwite glücklich ifn Cmdr. Duane taken off
jacket
> from Mr. Racoon blitzen.
> Denn Mr. G. can show offen at the nachste POW WOW mit real deutsch-mann
> Indian und Mtn.-man.
>
> Mrs. Jen must use peace-fullen recepten for noodle-schdrudle for
zelebraten
> dear-fangeren Mr.D.
> He, to tinken of schdrudle-cake make me mouth watern badly und drewlen.
>
> Greetens from a deutsch-man who loven the Lord goodly and gladens in
> refreschment of fellowschippen with
> RR-bruderen und schwestern who loven also the Lord who maken the
> finger-schnappender Racoon-dearen.
>
> Günter
> OP 64 Calvary Chapel Siegen
> Germany
>
> Duane Wheeler schrieb:
>
> > RangerVolks!
> >
> > Ich bine sneekenzee (verstay?) auf der yard
> > und Rancho Deluxe... an surprized 2 Furry
> > critterzee en der Tannenbalm<G> (Big Pine)
> >
> > Commanderen Jennifer madenzee too much noodlestrudle
> > and so I baited... Der 'Coon trap<G>
> > (Humane dropdoor style)
> >
> > Einner Youngbuck Josh heard a noisenzee like dis!
> >
> > *shooooooshhhhhencrackle!
> >
> > He woken es Stamfuer Fadder who went on der JagerHunt!
> >
> > I so-so quietly sneeken up on der Bandit furballs und
> > caught them feasting like Larrikin at a vegimite factory
> > tour! So bold..
> >
> > I power der flashen-torchlite and
> > FOUR BIG EYES LOOKEN BACK AT ME!
> >
> > I begin to tremble... shake in my moosemockersins!
> >
> > ...for they not only feast, but ordered me to provide
> > them drinks and turn off the dumb light!<G>
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