And another one. ( Just put my Asbestos suit on, in case ) Günter OP 64 Calvary Chapel Siegen Germany [EMAIL PROTECTED] schrieb: > > > >A group of Americans were touring Ireland. > >One of the women in the group was constantly complaining. The bus seats are > uncomfortable. The food is terrible. It's too hot. It's too cold. The > accommodations are awful. > > > >The group arrived at the site of the famous Blarney Stone. "Good luck will > be followin' ya all your days if you kiss the Blarney Stone," the guide > said. > > > > "Unfortunately, it's being cleaned today and so no one will be able to > kiss it. Perhaps we can come back tomorrow." > > > >"We can't be here tomorrow," the nasty woman shouted. "We have some other > boring tour to go on. So I guess we can't kiss the stupid stone." > > > >"Well now," the guide replied, "it is said that if you kiss someone who has > kissed the stone, you'll have the same good fortune." > > > >"And I suppose you've kissed the stone," the woman scoffed. > > > >"No, ma'am," the frustrated guide said, "but I've sat on it." > > > >
> >A group of Americans were touring Ireland. >One of the women in the group was constantly complaining. The bus seats are uncomfortable. The food is terrible. It's too hot. It's too cold. The accommodations are awful. > >The group arrived at the site of the famous Blarney Stone. "Good luck will be followin' ya all your days if you kiss the Blarney Stone," the guide said. > > "Unfortunately, it's being cleaned today and so no one will be able to kiss it. Perhaps we can come back tomorrow." > >"We can't be here tomorrow," the nasty woman shouted. "We have some other boring tour to go on. So I guess we can't kiss the stupid stone." > >"Well now," the guide replied, "it is said that if you kiss someone who has kissed the stone, you'll have the same good fortune." > >"And I suppose you've kissed the stone," the woman scoffed. > >"No, ma'am," the frustrated guide said, "but I've sat on it." > >
