Innocent dupee??? He said it was only driven to church on Sundays by a little old woman!
Tom On Mar 13, 2009, at 12:01 PM, Doug Conn wrote: > > The Pennsylvania Urban Fighting Force (PUFF) vehemently denies the > allegations levied in a recent Tri-Pact Bureau of Investigation press > release. The TPBI is a known puppet of the corrupt Tri-Pact regime, > and both > cringe under the iron fist of the Maryland Attack Group. > > While it's true that certain mothballed assets were transferred, the > assets > were stripped of their highest technology in accordance with strict UN > guidelines. The recipient, who remains nameless, desired > alternatives from > the rigid, outdated, faulty design techniques of the MAG. That > individual > desired the educational and practical benefits that come from PUFF > equipment. > > Sobbing, he explained "I just want to be free. Free of MAG tyranny. > Free of > their politics. But most of all, free of their stinky, stinky body > odor." > > PUFF salutes the rebellious spirit of this freedom fighter, and will > continue to do everything it can to bring knowledge and light to him > and > those like him. > > Sincerely, > Arlington Patriot Washington > PUFF Press Secretary > > > -----Original Message----- > From: [email protected] [mailto:[email protected] > ] > On Behalf Of Frank Pittelli > Sent: Friday, March 13, 2009 11:17 AM > To: [email protected] > Subject: [TANKS] Re: RocketMan drives off into the sunset > > > Vern is on under-cover assignment and asked me to relay this news > flash > to the mailing list to protect his cover. > > Frank P. > > ------------------------------------------------------------------------ > Annapolis, MD: > > In a surprise news conference, the Tri-Pact Bureau of Investigation > (TPBI) announced today that it is looking into recent arms sales > between > a nefarious gang of hi-tech criminals operating in the Philadelphia > area > and unsuspecting members of the Maryland Attack Group. The > investigation, codenamed "Lemon Buster", is based on an anonymous tip > that a flawed and ineffective prototype vehicle known as "Rocket Man" > (aka: Broken Wagon, Complex Scooter, Hi-Tech Shopping Cart) was sold > as > a "battle-ready, state-of-the-art armored car" for a large, but > undisclosed amount of money. If convicted, the perpetrators could be > required to pay up to $20 to the Tri-Pact Gaming Enforcement Division > and perform up to one hour of battlefield service. > > "I thought something was fishy when I was first approached", said Tom > Lum, innocent dupee, "but the pictures I saw looked nice and the > salesman was very polite so I went ahead with the deal". He continued > to state that "of course, I'll cooperate fully with the TPBI to help > them collect whatever extra monies are due for the transaction ... I'm > sure the government needs the money". > > Speaking on conditions of anonymity one of the gang members explained > that "we knew that 'Rocket Man' couldn't meet the stringent MAG > standards", as his voice became more muddled, "but we needed an influx > of cash to keep our operation going so we gave it a try anyway". When > asked why they chose Mr. Lum, the informer chuckled and said, "Why > not? > He's the newest MAGster and furtherest from their high-tech testing > lab, > so we figured that he would not bother to test the goods." > > We were unable to get a comment from any MAG leaders on this story, > but > we did get a chance to talk with one of their colleagues, Mr. X, with > the Vegas Alliance. "It's a good thing those boys didn't try selling > that thing to one of the Pittelli Brothers", he said with a slight > grin, > "otherwise a couple of kneecaps would be tender right now ... if ya > know > whata mean. I do lots of business with the Brothers, but you don't > want > to get on their bad side." When asked if he could give any examples, > Mr. X just waved goodbye and walked away. > > Vern DernBerger > Tri-Pact News Service > "We Make The News" > > > > > --~--~---------~--~----~------------~-------~--~----~ You are currently subscribed to the "R/C Tank Combat" group. To post a message, send email to [email protected] To unsubscribe, send email to [email protected] Visit the group at http://groups.google.com/group/rctankcombat -~----------~----~----~----~------~----~------~--~---
