From: "M", HQ To: Agent 0051, Playboy Club, Mayfair Your mission, should you choose to accept it (crossing spy genres is not impossible) is to travel to the New World and obtain information on any RCTC technology that will be useful in our imminent resumption of the American Revolutionary War. For too long have these rebels been brewing watery beer, visiting dentists, and executing the feeble-minded - this is the kind of nonsense up with which we shall no longer put.
Your identity for this mission is Nunky Feroc, 17th Earl of Rochford. Agent C will accompany you in the guise of Lady Rochford. You should find this cover very convincing as Americans are obsessed with Downton Abbey and will be only to eager to please apparent nobility. Treat everyone you meet with disdain (if not outright contempt) and you will be sound as the pound. Felix Lighter will assist you with local facilities and equipment. His Agency is under the impression you are there to gather information on the Yahoosyrians. Proceed from Dulles Airport to his office at the Agency HQ - it's location is extremely well-concealed but this top-secret photo is a helpful clue: Q branch will supply you with the latest whizbangs, including a remarkable device that looks like a phone but contains a camera, fingerprint scanner, computer, accelerometer, GPS receiver, and more. You can even use it to make phone calls! I know I've said this many times before, but try to keep it in your pants. The fate of the Empire is resting on your broad, manly, strong, supple, rippling shoulders. Try to keep your eye on the ball, your nose to the grindstone, and your upper lip stiff. And may God have mercy on your soul ! -- -- You are currently subscribed to the "R/C Tank Combat" group. To post a message, send email to [email protected] To unsubscribe, send email to [email protected] Visit the group at http://groups.google.com/group/rctankcombat --- You received this message because you are subscribed to the Google Groups "R/C Tank Combat" group. To unsubscribe from this group and stop receiving emails from it, send an email to [email protected]. For more options, visit https://groups.google.com/groups/opt_out.
