its not a blendtec, the general is safe ----- Original Message -----
From: "Joe Sommer" <[email protected]> To: "R/C Tank Combat" <[email protected]> Sent: Monday, August 10, 2015 7:11:25 AM Subject: [TANKS] $1.398 ransom A high ranking member of the nefarious Tri-Pact organization (codename "The General") was recently found hiding under a pine tree north of Gettysburg, PA. When questioned by the friendly family of Christmas tree growers who found him, "The General" stated that he was seeking political asylum from the Land of Pleasant Living and had been offered a job at the Smith family free-range chicken ranch and cannon foundry. However, under threat of Bass-O-Matic interrogation per attached photos, "The General" confessed his true mission. PUFF operatives were able to remove an IED attached to the gas grill adjacent to the Gettysburg RC tank battlefield. Consequently the old grill will not be available to feed the troops at our upcoming battle on August 22 and 23. "The General" is currently being held in Hermetic isolation at an undisclosed site in eastern PA. His ransom is $1.398 in small denomination bills to pay for damage to the grill. Fred Simms Anvilus Bass-O-Matic Operator (ABOMO) PUFF Uber Lord -- -- You are currently subscribed to the "R/C Tank Combat" group. To post a message, send email to [email protected] To unsubscribe, send email to [email protected] Visit the group at http://groups.google.com/group/rctankcombat --- You received this message because you are subscribed to the Google Groups "R/C Tank Combat" group. To unsubscribe from this group and stop receiving emails from it, send an email to [email protected] . For more options, visit https://groups.google.com/d/optout . -- -- You are currently subscribed to the "R/C Tank Combat" group. To post a message, send email to [email protected] To unsubscribe, send email to [email protected] Visit the group at http://groups.google.com/group/rctankcombat --- You received this message because you are subscribed to the Google Groups "R/C Tank Combat" group. To unsubscribe from this group and stop receiving emails from it, send an email to [email protected]. For more options, visit https://groups.google.com/d/optout.
