On Monday, August 10, 2015 at 11:03:01 AM UTC-4, Frank Pittelli wrote: > > According to the Tri-Pact Intelligence Agency (TIA), the person shown in > the PUFF photos is definitely *not* "The General".
Although we are loathe to admit that Frank "Fearless Leader" Pittelli is ever correct about anything at all, we must concede that the Tri-Pact spy shown in prior photos is *not* the General. DNA samples swabbed from the 2015 model Bass-O-Matic clearly identified the individual as Paul "Crazy Ivan" Pittelli, illegitimate son of super-spies Boris Badenov and Natasha Fatale. Crack members of the Anvilus Surveillance Service (ASS) were able to provide the attached photo of Boris, Natasha and "Fearless Leader" practicing with an IED similar to the one planted by "Crazy Ivan". Unfortunately the ASS crack team was not able to photograph the shadowy John "Mr.Big" Pittelli before he left for casinos in Atlantic City. Forensic inspection of the IED planted on the old gas grill by "Crazy Ivan" identified numerous components fabricated at the Tri-Pact training camp for Local 12 of the Villains, Thieves, and Scoundrels Union (VTSU). We need your help. All RC tank patriots are requested to muster north of Gettysburg, Pennsylvania and ambush the armed VTSU aggressors from Pottsylvania. Grilled moose and squirrel will be served for lunch. Fred Simms -- -- You are currently subscribed to the "R/C Tank Combat" group. To post a message, send email to [email protected] To unsubscribe, send email to [email protected] Visit the group at http://groups.google.com/group/rctankcombat --- You received this message because you are subscribed to the Google Groups "R/C Tank Combat" group. To unsubscribe from this group and stop receiving emails from it, send an email to [email protected]. For more options, visit https://groups.google.com/d/optout.
