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Hi, Steve,
Once more, an excellent one to tickle my funny
bone. enjoyed it, keep sending more and more and more and more, we all need
loads of laughter in this stress-filled old world out here.
Sandy
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Sent: Wednesday, November 01, 2006 4:28
PM
Subject: [RecipesAndMore] Re: Now let's
see a nice smile!
hehehe good 1 lr
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Sent: Wednesday, November 01, 2006 4:08
PM
Subject: [RecipesAndMore] Now let's see
a nice smile!
Here it comes again!
A man was walking home
alone late one
foggy night,
when behind him he
hears:
BUMP...
BUMP...
BUMP...
Walking faster, he looks back and
through the fog h e makes out the image of
an upright
casket banging
its way down the middle of the street toward
him.
BUMP...
BUMP...
BUMP...
Terrified, the man begins to run
toward his home, the casket bouncing
quickly
behind
him
FASTER..
FASTER...
BUMP...
BUMP..
BUMP...
He
runs up to his door, fumbles with his keys, opens the door, rushes in,
slams and
locks the door behind him.
However, the casket crashes
through his door, with the lid of the casket
clapping
clappity-BUMP...
clappity-BUMP...
clappity-BUMP...
on
his heels, the terrified man runs.
Rushing upstairs to the bathroom, the
man locks himself in. His heart is
pounding;
his head is reeling; his
breath is coming in sobbing gasps.
With a loud CRASH the casket breaks
down the door.
Bumping and clapping toward him.
The man screams and
reaches for something, anything, but all he can find is
a bottle
of
cough syrup!
Desperate, he throws the cough syrup at the
casket...
and,
(hopefully you're ready for this!!!)
The coffin
stops.
LR FROM NOTTINGHAM ENGLAND
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