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amen, to that one sis
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Sent: Wednesday, November 01, 2006 10:47
PM
Subject: [RecipesAndMore] Re: Now let's
see a nice smile!
Hi, Steve,
Once more, an excellent one to tickle my funny
bone. enjoyed it, keep sending more and more and more and more, we all need
loads of laughter in this stress-filled old world out here.
Sandy
----- Original Message -----
Sent: Wednesday, November 01, 2006 4:28
PM
Subject: [RecipesAndMore] Re: Now let's
see a nice smile!
hehehe good 1 lr
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Sent: Wednesday, November 01, 2006
4:08 PM
Subject: [RecipesAndMore] Now let's
see a nice smile!
Here it comes again!
A man was walking home
alone late one
foggy night,
when behind him he
hears:
BUMP...
BUMP...
BUMP...
Walking faster, he looks back
and through the fog h e makes out the image of
an upright
casket
banging its way down the middle of the street toward
him.
BUMP...
BUMP...
BUMP...
Terrified, the man begins to run
toward his home, the casket bouncing
quickly
behind
him
FASTER..
FASTER...
BUMP...
BUMP..
BUMP...
He
runs up to his door, fumbles with his keys, opens the door, rushes in,
slams and
locks the door behind him.
However, the casket crashes
through his door, with the lid of the casket
clapping
clappity-BUMP...
clappity-BUMP...
clappity-BUMP...
on
his heels, the terrified man runs.
Rushing upstairs to the bathroom,
the man locks himself in. His heart is
pounding;
his head is
reeling; his breath is coming in sobbing gasps.
With a loud CRASH the
casket breaks down the door.
Bumping and clapping toward him.
The
man screams and reaches for something, anything, but all he can find is
a bottle
of cough syrup!
Desperate, he throws the cough syrup at
the casket...
and,
(hopefully you're ready for this!!!)
The
coffin stops.
LR FROM NOTTINGHAM ENGLAND
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