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Subject: [RecipesAndMore] the ten
commandments of marriage
The ten commandments of marriage
Commandment 1.Marriages are made in heaven.
But, so again, are thunder and
lightning.
Commandment 2. If you want your wife to listen
and pay strict attention to
every word you say, talk in your
sleep.
Commandment 3. Marriage is grand -- and divorce
is at least 100 grand!
Commandment 4. Married life is very
frustrating. In the first year of
marriage, the man speaks and the woman
listens. In the second year, the
woman speaks and the man listens.In the
third year, they both speak and the
neighbors listen.
Commandment 5. When a man opens the door of his
car for his wife, you can be
sure of one thing: Either the car is new or
the wife is.
Commandment 6. Marriage is when a man and woman
become as one. The trouble
starts when they try to decide which
one.
Commandment 7. Before marriage, a man will lie
awake all night thinking
about something you say. After marriage, he will
fall asleep before you
finish.
Commandment 8. Every man wants a wife who is
beautiful, understanding,
economical, and a good cook. But the law allows
only one wife.
Commandment 9. Marriage and love are purely a
matter of chemistry.That is
why a wife treats her husband like toxic
waste.
Commandment 10. A man is incomplete until he is
married. After that, he is
finished!
Kay
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