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Sent: Wednesday, November 01, 2006
4:18 PM
Subject: [RecipesAndMore] the ten
commandments of marriage
The ten commandments of
marriage
Commandment 1.Marriages are made in heaven.
But, so again, are thunder and
lightning.
Commandment 2. If you want your wife to
listen and pay strict attention to
every word you say, talk in your
sleep.
Commandment 3. Marriage is grand -- and
divorce is at least 100 grand!
Commandment 4. Married life is very
frustrating. In the first year of
marriage, the man speaks and the
woman listens. In the second year, the
woman speaks and the man
listens.In the third year, they both speak and the
neighbors
listen.
Commandment 5. When a man opens the door of
his car for his wife, you can be
sure of one thing: Either the car is
new or the wife is.
Commandment 6. Marriage is when a man and
woman become as one. The trouble
starts when they try to decide which
one.
Commandment 7. Before marriage, a man will
lie awake all night thinking
about something you say. After marriage,
he will fall asleep before you
finish.
Commandment 8. Every man wants a wife who
is beautiful, understanding,
economical, and a good cook. But the law
allows only one wife.
Commandment 9. Marriage and love are purely
a matter of chemistry.That is
why a wife treats her husband like
toxic waste.
Commandment 10. A man is incomplete until
he is married. After that, he is
finished!
Kay
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