----- Original Message -----
Sent: Thursday, November 09, 2006 9:44
PM
Subject: [RecipesAndMore] Never Say to A
Cop
NEVER SAY TO A COP
1. I can't
reach my license unless you hold my beer.
2. Sorry, Officer, I
didn't realize my radar detector wasn't plugged
in.
3. Aren't you
the guy from the Village People?
4. Hey, you must've been doin'
about 125 mph to keep up with me. Good
job!
5. Are You Andy or
Barney?
6. I thought you had to be in relatively good physical
condition to be
a police officer.
7. You're not gonna check the
trunk, are you?
8. I pay your salary!
9. Gee, Officer! That's
terrific. The last officer only gave me a
warning, too!
10. Do you
know why you pulled me over? Okay, just so one of us does.
11. I was
trying to keep up with traffic. Yes, I know there are no
other cars
around.. That's how far ahead of me they are.
12. When the
Officer says "Gee .Your eyes look red, have you been
drinking?" You
probably shouldn't respond with,"Gee Officer your eyes
look glazed,
have
you been eating doughnuts?"
*** Forward this to at
least 5 people and see what comes on your
screen,
You will laugh
your head off!!!!!!!
This works. I don't know
how...
.
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----- Original Message -----
Sent: Thursday, November 09, 2006 4:24
PM
Subject: [RecipesAndMore] Hot and Sour
Soup
Hot and Sour Soup
2 1/2 quarts chicken stock
1 block (16 oz.) of tofu, cut into 1 1/2 inch
long strips
5 shitake mushrooms, cut into thin
slices
1/2 cup soy sauce
1/2 tsp. white pepper
1/2 cup white vinegar
1 1/2 cups bamboo shoot strips
2 tablespoons cornstarch dissolved in 4
tablespoons water
3 eggs. beaten
1/2 tsp. sesame oil
Combine first seven ingredients in a pot and
bring to a boil.
Drizzle the cornstarch mixture into the soup,
stirring to thicken.
Then drizzle beaten eggs into soup, stirring.
Top with sesame oil.
LR FROM NOTTINGHAM ENGLAND
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