Oh, what wonders to indeed behold! Talk about rejuvenation! A total 
makeover!

I guess, though, in reality, just will go on being little old chubby, friendly 
old me, and grow old, or older gracefully, as the Lord intends for all of us to 
do! It gave me a real smile and chuckle, though, and thanks. I am sending it on!

Sandy
  ----- Original Message ----- 
  From: delma bliss 
  To: [email protected] 
  Sent: Saturday, December 09, 2006 11:57 AM
  Subject: [RecipesAndMore] Re: Merry Christmas to my female friends


  wouldnt those be some grate gifts
  Delma
    ----- Original Message ----- 
    From: Sugarsyl 
    To: [email protected] 
    Sent: Saturday, December 09, 2006 1:28 AM
    Subject: [RecipesAndMore] Merry Christmas to my female friends


    Merry Christmas To My Female Friends

     

            If I were ol' Santa, you know what I'd do

            I'd dump silly gifts that are given to you

            And deliver some things just inside your front door

            Things you have lost, but treasured before.

     

            I'd give you back all your maidenly vigor,

            And to go along with it, a neat tiny figure.

            Then restore the old color that once graced your hair

            Before rinses and bleaches took residence there.

     

            I'd bring back the shape with which you were gifted

            So things now suspended need not be uplifted.

            I'd draw in your tummy and smooth down your back

            Till you'd be a dream in those tight fitting slacks.

     

            I'd remove all your wrinkles and leave only one chin

            So you wouldn't spend hours rubbing grease on your skin

            You'd never have flashes or queer dizzy spells

            And you wouldn't hear noises like ringing of bells.

     

            No sore aching feet and no corns on your toes

            No searching for spectacles when they're right on your nose.

            Not a shot would you take in your arm, hip or fanny

            From a doctor who thinks you're a nervous old granny.

     

            You'd never have a headache, so no pills would you take.

            And no heating pad needed since your muscles won't ache.

            Yes, if I were Santa, you'd never look stupid

            You'd be a cute little chick with the romance of a cupid.

     

            I'd give a lift to your heart when those wolves start to whistle

            And the joys of your heart would be light as a thistle.

            But alas! I'm not Santa.I'm simply just me

            The matronest of matrons you ever did see.

     

            I wish I could tell you all the symptoms I've got

            But I'm due at my doctor's for an estrogen shot.

            Even though we've grown older this wish is sincere

            Merry Christmas to you and a Happy New Year.

     


    When we are grateful for the good we already have,
    we attract more good into our life.
    On the other hand, when we are ungrateful, we tend to shut ourselves off 
from the good we might otherwise experience.
    Jesus Loves You!
    -Sylvia C. Lopez





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