hehehehehehe so just give them all gift cards i guess ----- Original Message ----- From: "send stuff here" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> To: "delmas recipes" <[email protected]> Sent: Sunday, December 17, 2006 10:01 AM Subject: [RecipesAndMore] Fw: 'Twas the night before Christmas and Santa's a wreck.
> >> 'Twas the night before Christmas and Santa's a wreck. >> >> How to live in a world that's politically correct? >> >> His workers no longer would answer to Elves, >> >> Vertically Challenged they were calling themselves. >> >> And labor conditions at the north pole >> >> Were alleged by the union to stifle the soul. >> >> Four reindeer had vanished, without much propriety, >> >> Released to the wilds by the Humane Society. >> >> And equal employment had made it quite clear >> >> That Santa had better not use just reindeer. >> >> So Dancer and Donner, Comet and Cupid, >> >> Were replaced with 4 pigs, and you know that looked stupid! >> >> The runners had been removed from his sleigh; >> >> The ruts were termed dangerous by the E.P.A. >> >> And people had started to call for the cops >> >> When they heard sled noises on their roof-tops. >> >> Second-hand smoke from his pipe had his workers quite frightened. >> >> His fur trimmed red suit was called Unenlightened. >> >> And to show you the strangeness of life's ebbs and flows, >> >> Rudolf was suing over unauthorized use of his nose >> >> And had gone on Geraldo, in front of the nation, >> >> Demanding millions in over-due compensation. >> >> So, half of the reindeer were gone; and his wife, >> >> Who suddenly said she'd enough of this life, >> >> Joined a self-help group, packed, and left in a whiz, >> >> Demanding from now on her title was Ms. >> >> And as for the gifts, why, he'd ne'er had a notion >> >> That making a choice could cause so much commotion. >> >> Nothing of leather, nothing of fur, >> >> Which meant nothing for him. And nothing for her. >> >> Nothing that might be construed to pollute. >> >> Nothing to aim. Nothing to shoot. >> >> Nothing that clamored or made lots of noise. >> >> Nothing for just girls. Or just for the boys. >> >> Nothing that claimed to be gender specific. >> >> Nothing that's warlike or non-pacific. >> >> No candy or sweets, they were bad for the tooth. >> >> Nothing that seemed to embellish a truth. >> >> And fairy tales, while not yet forbidden, >> >> Were like Ken and Barbie, better off hidden. >> >> For they raised the hackles of those psychological >> >> Who claimed the only good gift was one ecological. >> >> No baseball, no football; someone could get hurt; >> >> Besides, playing sports exposed kids to dirt. >> >> Dolls were said to be sexist, and should be passe; >> >> And Nintendo would rot your entire brain away. >> >> So Santa just stood there, disheveled, perplexed; >> >> He just could not figure out what to do next. >> >> He tried to be merry, tried to be gay, >> >> But you've got to be careful with that word today. >> >> His sack was quite empty, limp to the ground; >> >> Nothing fully acceptable was to be found. >> >> Something special was needed, a gift that he might >> >> Give to all without angering the left or the right. >> >> A gift that would satisfy, with no indecision, >> >> Each group of people, every religion; >> >> Every ethnicity, every hue, >> >> Everyone, everywhere, even you. >> >> So here is that gift, it's priced beyond worth. >> >> May you and your loved ones enjoy peace on earth. >> > > > > > > > > -- > No virus found in this incoming message. > Checked by AVG Free Edition. > Version: 7.1.409 / Virus Database: 268.15.23/591 - Release Date: > 12/17/2006 > --~--~---------~--~----~------------~-------~--~----~ Access the Recipes And More list archives at: http://www.mail-archive.com/recipesandmore%40googlegroups.com/ Visit the group home page at: http://groups.google.com/group/RecipesAndMore -~----------~----~----~----~------~----~------~--~---
