hehehehe dont feel bad i cant eather ----- Original Message ----- From: "kay scrimshaw" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> To: <[email protected]> Sent: Monday, December 18, 2006 3:41 AM Subject: [RecipesAndMore] Re: Martha Stewart's, Holiday To Do List
> > Hi, > > gosh, martha stuart? i can't stand the woman. > so overhyped. > > Kay > > ----- Original Message ----- > From: "delma bliss" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> > To: <[email protected]>; <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> > Sent: Monday, December 18, 2006 2:23 AM > Subject: [RecipesAndMore] Martha Stewart's, Holiday To Do List > > >> >> got this from another list >> Delma >> Martha Stewart's Holiday To-Do List >> >> December 1 Blanch carcass from Thanksgiving turkey. Spray paint gold, >> turn upside down and use as a sleigh to hold Christmas cards. >> >> December 2 Have Mormon Tabernacle Choir record outgoing Christmas >> message for answering machine. >> >> December 3 Using candlewick and hand-gilded miniature pine cones, >> fashion a >> cat-o-nine- tails. Flog gardener. >> >> December 4 Repaint Sistine Chapel ceiling in ecru, with >> mocha trim. >> >> December 5 Get new eyeglasses. Grind lenses myself. >> >> December 6 Fax family Christmas newsletter to Pulitzer committee for >> consideration. >> >> December 7 Debug Windows Vista >> >> December 10 Align carpets to adjust for curvature of Earth. >> >> December 11 Lay Faberge egg. >> >> December 12 Take dog apart. Disinfect. Reassemble. >> >> December 13 Collect dentures. They make excellent pastry cutters, >> particularly for decorative pie crusts. >> >> December 14 Install plumbing in gingerbread house. >> >> December 15 Replace air in mini-van tires with Glade "Holiday Scents" >> in case tires are shot out at mall. >> >> December 17 Child proof the Christmas tree with garland of razor wire. >> >> December 19 Adjust legs of chairs so each Christmas dinner guest will >> be the same height when sitting at his or her assigned seat. >> >> December 20 Dip sheep and cows in egg whites and roll in confectioner's >> sugar to add a festive sparkle to the pasture. >> >> December 21 Drain city reservoir; refill with mulled cider, orange >> slices and cinnamon sticks. >> >> December 22 Float votive candles in toilet tank. >> >> December 23 Seed clouds for white Christmas. Festoon >> windows with worthless stock. >> >> December 24 Do my annual good deed. Go to several stores. Be seen >> engaged in last minute Christmas shopping, thus making many people feel >> less inadequate than they really are. >> >> December 25 Bear son. Swaddle. Lay in color-coordinated manger scented >> with homemade potpourri. >> >> December 26 Organize spice racks by genus and phylum. >> >> December 27 Build snowman in exact likeness of God. >> >> December 31 New Year's Eve! Give staff their resolutions. Call a friend >> in each time zone of the world as the clock strikes midnight in that >> country. >> >> >> > >> > > > > > > > -- > No virus found in this incoming message. > Checked by AVG Free Edition. > Version: 7.1.409 / Virus Database: 268.15.23/591 - Release Date: > 12/17/2006 > > --~--~---------~--~----~------------~-------~--~----~ Access the Recipes And More list archives at: http://www.mail-archive.com/recipesandmore%40googlegroups.com/ Visit the group home page at: http://groups.google.com/group/RecipesAndMore -~----------~----~----~----~------~----~------~--~---
