hehehehe dont feel bad i cant eather
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From: "kay scrimshaw" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]>
To: <[email protected]>
Sent: Monday, December 18, 2006 3:41 AM
Subject: [RecipesAndMore] Re: Martha Stewart's, Holiday To Do List


>
> Hi,
>
> gosh, martha stuart? i can't stand the woman.
> so overhyped.
>
> Kay
>
> ----- Original Message ----- 
> From: "delma bliss" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]>
> To: <[email protected]>; <[EMAIL PROTECTED]>
> Sent: Monday, December 18, 2006 2:23 AM
> Subject: [RecipesAndMore] Martha Stewart's, Holiday To Do List
>
>
>>
>> got this from another list
>> Delma
>> Martha Stewart's Holiday To-Do List
>>
>> December 1 Blanch carcass from Thanksgiving turkey. Spray paint gold,
>> turn upside down and use as a sleigh to hold Christmas cards.
>>
>> December 2 Have Mormon Tabernacle Choir record outgoing Christmas
>> message for answering machine.
>>
>> December 3 Using candlewick and hand-gilded miniature pine cones,
>> fashion a
>> cat-o-nine- tails. Flog gardener.
>>
>> December 4 Repaint Sistine Chapel ceiling in ecru, with
>> mocha trim.
>>
>> December 5 Get new eyeglasses. Grind lenses myself.
>>
>> December 6 Fax family Christmas newsletter to Pulitzer committee for
>> consideration.
>>
>> December 7 Debug Windows Vista
>>
>> December 10 Align carpets to adjust for curvature of Earth.
>>
>> December 11 Lay Faberge egg.
>>
>> December 12 Take dog apart. Disinfect. Reassemble.
>>
>> December 13 Collect dentures. They make excellent pastry cutters,
>> particularly for decorative pie crusts.
>>
>> December 14 Install plumbing in gingerbread house.
>>
>> December 15 Replace air in mini-van tires with Glade "Holiday Scents"
>> in case tires are shot out at mall.
>>
>> December 17 Child proof the Christmas tree with garland of razor wire.
>>
>> December 19 Adjust legs of chairs so each Christmas dinner guest will
>> be the same height when sitting at his or her assigned seat.
>>
>> December 20 Dip sheep and cows in egg whites and roll in confectioner's
>> sugar to add a festive sparkle to the pasture.
>>
>> December 21 Drain city reservoir; refill with mulled cider, orange
>> slices and cinnamon sticks.
>>
>> December 22 Float votive candles in toilet tank.
>>
>> December 23 Seed clouds for white Christmas. Festoon
>> windows with worthless stock.
>>
>> December 24 Do my annual good deed. Go to several stores. Be seen
>> engaged in last minute Christmas shopping, thus making many people feel
>> less inadequate than they really are.
>>
>> December 25 Bear son. Swaddle. Lay in color-coordinated manger scented
>> with homemade potpourri.
>>
>> December 26 Organize spice racks by genus and phylum.
>>
>> December 27 Build snowman in exact likeness of God.
>>
>> December 31 New Year's Eve! Give staff their resolutions. Call a friend
>> in each time zone of the world as the clock strikes midnight in that
>> country.
>>
>>
>> >
>>
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> >
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