hahahahaha cool. Kay
----- Original Message ----- From: "delma bliss" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> To: <[email protected]> Sent: Monday, December 18, 2006 2:14 PM Subject: [RecipesAndMore] Re: Martha Stewart's, Holiday To Do List > > hehehehe dont feel bad i cant eather > ----- Original Message ----- > From: "kay scrimshaw" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> > To: <[email protected]> > Sent: Monday, December 18, 2006 3:41 AM > Subject: [RecipesAndMore] Re: Martha Stewart's, Holiday To Do List > > >> >> Hi, >> >> gosh, martha stuart? i can't stand the woman. >> so overhyped. >> >> Kay >> >> ----- Original Message ----- >> From: "delma bliss" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> >> To: <[email protected]>; <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> >> Sent: Monday, December 18, 2006 2:23 AM >> Subject: [RecipesAndMore] Martha Stewart's, Holiday To Do List >> >> >>> >>> got this from another list >>> Delma >>> Martha Stewart's Holiday To-Do List >>> >>> December 1 Blanch carcass from Thanksgiving turkey. Spray paint gold, >>> turn upside down and use as a sleigh to hold Christmas cards. >>> >>> December 2 Have Mormon Tabernacle Choir record outgoing Christmas >>> message for answering machine. >>> >>> December 3 Using candlewick and hand-gilded miniature pine cones, >>> fashion a >>> cat-o-nine- tails. Flog gardener. >>> >>> December 4 Repaint Sistine Chapel ceiling in ecru, with >>> mocha trim. >>> >>> December 5 Get new eyeglasses. Grind lenses myself. >>> >>> December 6 Fax family Christmas newsletter to Pulitzer committee for >>> consideration. >>> >>> December 7 Debug Windows Vista >>> >>> December 10 Align carpets to adjust for curvature of Earth. >>> >>> December 11 Lay Faberge egg. >>> >>> December 12 Take dog apart. Disinfect. Reassemble. >>> >>> December 13 Collect dentures. They make excellent pastry cutters, >>> particularly for decorative pie crusts. >>> >>> December 14 Install plumbing in gingerbread house. >>> >>> December 15 Replace air in mini-van tires with Glade "Holiday Scents" >>> in case tires are shot out at mall. >>> >>> December 17 Child proof the Christmas tree with garland of razor wire. >>> >>> December 19 Adjust legs of chairs so each Christmas dinner guest will >>> be the same height when sitting at his or her assigned seat. >>> >>> December 20 Dip sheep and cows in egg whites and roll in confectioner's >>> sugar to add a festive sparkle to the pasture. >>> >>> December 21 Drain city reservoir; refill with mulled cider, orange >>> slices and cinnamon sticks. >>> >>> December 22 Float votive candles in toilet tank. >>> >>> December 23 Seed clouds for white Christmas. Festoon >>> windows with worthless stock. >>> >>> December 24 Do my annual good deed. Go to several stores. Be seen >>> engaged in last minute Christmas shopping, thus making many people feel >>> less inadequate than they really are. >>> >>> December 25 Bear son. Swaddle. Lay in color-coordinated manger scented >>> with homemade potpourri. >>> >>> December 26 Organize spice racks by genus and phylum. >>> >>> December 27 Build snowman in exact likeness of God. >>> >>> December 31 New Year's Eve! Give staff their resolutions. Call a friend >>> in each time zone of the world as the clock strikes midnight in that >>> country. >>> >>> >>> > >>> >> >> > >> >> >> >> -- >> No virus found in this incoming message. >> Checked by AVG Free Edition. >> Version: 7.1.409 / Virus Database: 268.15.23/591 - Release Date: >> 12/17/2006 >> >> > > > > > --~--~---------~--~----~------------~-------~--~----~ Access the Recipes And More list archives at: http://www.mail-archive.com/recipesandmore%40googlegroups.com/ Visit the group home page at: http://groups.google.com/group/RecipesAndMore -~----------~----~----~----~------~----~------~--~---
