hehehe okay i will be sure to eat in about 2 minutes or so, then it want 
count
hehehehahaha in my dreams huh?

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From: "send stuff here" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]>
To: "delmas recipes" <[email protected]>
Sent: Monday, December 18, 2006 10:22 AM
Subject: [RecipesAndMore] Calories for the Holidays


>
> Dieting is a lot easier when you factor in recently determined calorie
> counting principles.  The following are calories that don't count:
>
> CUSTOM MADE FOOD: Anything somebody made "just for you" must be eaten
> regardless of the calories because to do otherwise would be rude.  But 
> don't
> worry, because the calories don't count.
>
> FOOD EATEN QUICKLY: If you are rushed through a meal, the entire meal
> doesn't count.  Conversely, if you have ordered something fattening and 
> now
> regret it, you can minimize its calories by gulping it down.
>
> OTHER PEOPLE'S FOOD: A chocolate mousse that you did not order has no
> calories.  Therefore, have your companion order dessert and you taste half
> of it.
>
> INGREDIENTS IN COOKING: Chocolate chips are fattening.  So are chocolate
> chip cookies!  However, chocolate chips eaten while making chocolate chip
> cookies have no calories whatsoever.  Therefore, make chocolate chip 
> cookies
> often but don't eat them.
>
> LEFTOVERS: An extra hamburger, a hotdog butt, half a Twinkie, anything
> intended for the garbage has no calories regardless of what happens to it 
> in
> the kitchen.
>
> TV FOOD: Anything eaten in front of a TV has no calories.  This may have
> something to do with the radiation leakage, which negates not only the
> calories in the food but also all recollection of having eaten it.  In 
> fact,
> entire " no-calories dinners" are now manufactured and frozen for this
> purpose.
>
> ANYTHING SMALLER THAN ONE INCH: contains no calories to speak of.  For
> example, chocolate kisses, cubes of cheese, or maraschino cherries.
>
> CHILDREN'S FOOD: Anything purchased, produced or intended for minors is
> calorie-free when eaten by adults.  This category covers a wide range,
> beginning with a spoonful of baby tapioca-consumed for demonstration
> purposes-up to and including cookies baked and sent to college.
>
> CHARITABLE FOODS: Girl Scout cookies, bake sale cookies, ice cream socials
> and church strawberry festivals all have a religious dispensation from
> calories.  I heard this last Sunday.
>
> LEFT-HANDED FOOD: If you have a drink in your right hand, anything eaten
> with the other hand has no calories.
>
> AND LAST, FOOD ON FOOT: All food eaten while standing has no calories.
> Exactly why is not clear, but the current theory relates to gravity.  The
> calories apparently bypass the stomach flowing directly down the legs and
> through the soles of the feet into the floor.  Walking seems to accelerate
> this process, so that a frozen custard or hotdog eaten at a carnival
> actually has a calorie deficit.
>
>
>
>
> >
>
>
>
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