hehehe okay i will be sure to eat in about 2 minutes or so, then it want count hehehehahaha in my dreams huh?
----- Original Message ----- From: "send stuff here" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> To: "delmas recipes" <[email protected]> Sent: Monday, December 18, 2006 10:22 AM Subject: [RecipesAndMore] Calories for the Holidays > > Dieting is a lot easier when you factor in recently determined calorie > counting principles. The following are calories that don't count: > > CUSTOM MADE FOOD: Anything somebody made "just for you" must be eaten > regardless of the calories because to do otherwise would be rude. But > don't > worry, because the calories don't count. > > FOOD EATEN QUICKLY: If you are rushed through a meal, the entire meal > doesn't count. Conversely, if you have ordered something fattening and > now > regret it, you can minimize its calories by gulping it down. > > OTHER PEOPLE'S FOOD: A chocolate mousse that you did not order has no > calories. Therefore, have your companion order dessert and you taste half > of it. > > INGREDIENTS IN COOKING: Chocolate chips are fattening. So are chocolate > chip cookies! However, chocolate chips eaten while making chocolate chip > cookies have no calories whatsoever. Therefore, make chocolate chip > cookies > often but don't eat them. > > LEFTOVERS: An extra hamburger, a hotdog butt, half a Twinkie, anything > intended for the garbage has no calories regardless of what happens to it > in > the kitchen. > > TV FOOD: Anything eaten in front of a TV has no calories. This may have > something to do with the radiation leakage, which negates not only the > calories in the food but also all recollection of having eaten it. In > fact, > entire " no-calories dinners" are now manufactured and frozen for this > purpose. > > ANYTHING SMALLER THAN ONE INCH: contains no calories to speak of. For > example, chocolate kisses, cubes of cheese, or maraschino cherries. > > CHILDREN'S FOOD: Anything purchased, produced or intended for minors is > calorie-free when eaten by adults. This category covers a wide range, > beginning with a spoonful of baby tapioca-consumed for demonstration > purposes-up to and including cookies baked and sent to college. > > CHARITABLE FOODS: Girl Scout cookies, bake sale cookies, ice cream socials > and church strawberry festivals all have a religious dispensation from > calories. I heard this last Sunday. > > LEFT-HANDED FOOD: If you have a drink in your right hand, anything eaten > with the other hand has no calories. > > AND LAST, FOOD ON FOOT: All food eaten while standing has no calories. > Exactly why is not clear, but the current theory relates to gravity. The > calories apparently bypass the stomach flowing directly down the legs and > through the soles of the feet into the floor. Walking seems to accelerate > this process, so that a frozen custard or hotdog eaten at a carnival > actually has a calorie deficit. > > > > > > > > > > -- > No virus found in this incoming message. > Checked by AVG Free Edition. > Version: 7.1.409 / Virus Database: 268.15.23/591 - Release Date: > 12/17/2006 > > --~--~---------~--~----~------------~-------~--~----~ Access the Recipes And More list archives at: http://www.mail-archive.com/recipesandmore%40googlegroups.com/ Visit the group home page at: http://groups.google.com/group/RecipesAndMore -~----------~----~----~----~------~----~------~--~---
