oo boy i can't wait till christmas eve and christmas day i'll be eating lot of foods i didn't make and can just pig right out all calorie free because i didn't make it,grins
----- Original Message ----- From: "delma bliss" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> To: <[email protected]> Sent: Monday, December 18, 2006 12:56 PM Subject: [RecipesAndMore] Re: Calories for the Holidays > > hehehe okay i will be sure to eat in about 2 minutes or so, then it want > count > hehehehahaha in my dreams huh? > > ----- Original Message ----- > From: "send stuff here" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> > To: "delmas recipes" <[email protected]> > Sent: Monday, December 18, 2006 10:22 AM > Subject: [RecipesAndMore] Calories for the Holidays > > >> >> Dieting is a lot easier when you factor in recently determined calorie >> counting principles. The following are calories that don't count: >> >> CUSTOM MADE FOOD: Anything somebody made "just for you" must be eaten >> regardless of the calories because to do otherwise would be rude. But >> don't >> worry, because the calories don't count. >> >> FOOD EATEN QUICKLY: If you are rushed through a meal, the entire meal >> doesn't count. Conversely, if you have ordered something fattening and >> now >> regret it, you can minimize its calories by gulping it down. >> >> OTHER PEOPLE'S FOOD: A chocolate mousse that you did not order has no >> calories. Therefore, have your companion order dessert and you taste >> half >> of it. >> >> INGREDIENTS IN COOKING: Chocolate chips are fattening. So are chocolate >> chip cookies! However, chocolate chips eaten while making chocolate chip >> cookies have no calories whatsoever. Therefore, make chocolate chip >> cookies >> often but don't eat them. >> >> LEFTOVERS: An extra hamburger, a hotdog butt, half a Twinkie, anything >> intended for the garbage has no calories regardless of what happens to it >> in >> the kitchen. >> >> TV FOOD: Anything eaten in front of a TV has no calories. This may have >> something to do with the radiation leakage, which negates not only the >> calories in the food but also all recollection of having eaten it. In >> fact, >> entire " no-calories dinners" are now manufactured and frozen for this >> purpose. >> >> ANYTHING SMALLER THAN ONE INCH: contains no calories to speak of. For >> example, chocolate kisses, cubes of cheese, or maraschino cherries. >> >> CHILDREN'S FOOD: Anything purchased, produced or intended for minors is >> calorie-free when eaten by adults. This category covers a wide range, >> beginning with a spoonful of baby tapioca-consumed for demonstration >> purposes-up to and including cookies baked and sent to college. >> >> CHARITABLE FOODS: Girl Scout cookies, bake sale cookies, ice cream >> socials >> and church strawberry festivals all have a religious dispensation from >> calories. I heard this last Sunday. >> >> LEFT-HANDED FOOD: If you have a drink in your right hand, anything eaten >> with the other hand has no calories. >> >> AND LAST, FOOD ON FOOT: All food eaten while standing has no calories. >> Exactly why is not clear, but the current theory relates to gravity. The >> calories apparently bypass the stomach flowing directly down the legs and >> through the soles of the feet into the floor. Walking seems to >> accelerate >> this process, so that a frozen custard or hotdog eaten at a carnival >> actually has a calorie deficit. >> >> >> >> >> > >> >> >> >> -- >> No virus found in this incoming message. >> Checked by AVG Free Edition. >> Version: 7.1.409 / Virus Database: 268.15.23/591 - Release Date: >> 12/17/2006 >> >> > > > > > --~--~---------~--~----~------------~-------~--~----~ Access the Recipes And More list archives at: http://www.mail-archive.com/recipesandmore%40googlegroups.com/ Visit the group home page at: http://groups.google.com/group/RecipesAndMore -~----------~----~----~----~------~----~------~--~---
