hmmm, if only.....
LOL!
Syl
***I heard the bells on Christmas Day
Their old, familiar carols play,
And wild and sweet the words repeat
Of peace on earth, good-will to men!
Merry Christmas!
-Sylvia
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From: delma bliss
To: [email protected]
Sent: Tuesday, December 19, 2006 12:54 PM
Subject: [RecipesAndMore] Re: OT: female's for you;to share
hahahaha now do you think we could get workers that cheap?
----- Original Message -----
From: Sugarsyl
To: [email protected]
Sent: Tuesday, December 19, 2006 2:49 PM
Subject: [RecipesAndMore] OT: female's for you;to share
It has long been contended that there are male jokes and there are female
jokes.
And there are unisex jokes.
Here is a joke I consider true female joke.
I offer it to you in the hopes that women will love it and men will pass it
along to a woman who will love it.
A woman was sitting at a bar enjoying an after work cocktail with her
girlfriends when an exceptionally tall, handsome, extremely sexy middle-aged
man entered.
He was so striking that the woman could not take her eyes off him.
The young-at-heart man noticed her overly attentive stare and walked
directly toward her. (As all men will.)
Before she could offer her apologies for so rudely staring, he leaned over and
whispered to her, "I'll do anything, absolutely anything, that you want me to do, no
matter how kinky, for $20.00 -- on one condition." (There are always conditions!)
Flabbergasted, the woman asked what the condition was.
The man replied, "You have to tell me what you want me to do in just three
words."
(Controlling, huh?). The woman considered his proposition for a moment, and
then slowly removed a $20 bill from her purse, which she pressed into the man's
hand along with her address.
She looked deeply into his eyes, and slowly, and meaningfully said . . .
........
"Clean my house."
(YOU GO GIRL!!!)
***I heard the bells on Christmas Day
Their old, familiar carols play,
And wild and sweet the words repeat
Of peace on earth, good-will to men!
Merry Christmas!
-Sylvia
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