Hi Angelique,
I'm way behind and just getting my inbox cleaned out a bit.
This was great! I never saw that one coming.
Not just lol-ing, but howling!
Good stuff.
Sherri
On 12/22/06, Angel Luvs Tags <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> wrote:
New Diet
I was in Wal-Mart buying a large bag
of Purina for my dog Bubba
and was in line to check out.
A woman behind me asked
if I had a dog........
I thought, well Duh !!!
I was feeling a bit crabby so on impulse,
I told her no,
I was starting The Purina Diet again,
although I probably shouldn't
because I'd ended up in the hospital last time,
but that I'd lost 50 pounds
before I awakened in an intensive care unit
with tubes coming out of most
of my orifices and IV's in both arms.
Her eyes about bugged out of her head.
I went on and on with the bogus diet story
and she was totally buying it.
I told her that it was an easy,
inexpensive diet
and that the way it works is to load
your pockets or purse
with Purina nuggets
and simply eat one or two
Every time you feel hungry.
The package said the food
is nutritionally complete
so I was going to try it again.
I have to mention here
that practically everyone in the line
was by now enthralled with my story,
particularly a tall guy behind her.
Horrified, she asked if something
in the dog food had poisoned me
and was that why I had ended up in the hospital?
I said no.....
I'd been sitting in the street
licking my butt when a car hit me.
I thought the tall guy was going
to have to be carried out the door.
May your Christmas Dreams always be filled with Magic
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Merry Christmas! Happy Hannukah! Joyous
Yule! whatever you celebrate, may you all have a wonderful holiday
season and a happy new year.
Angelique
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