1. LOG ON: Makin a wood stove hotter. * 2. LOG OFF: Don't add no more wood. * 3. MONITOR: Keepin an eye on the wood stove. * 4. DOWNLOAD: Gettin the farwood off the truk. * 5. MEGA HERTZ: When yer not kerful gettin the farwood. * 6. FLOPPY DISC: Whatcha git from tryin to carry too much farwood. * 7. RAM: That thar thing whut splits the farwood. * 8. HARD DRIVE: Gettin home in the winter time. * 9. PROMPT: Whut the mail ain't in the winter time. * 10. WINDOWS: Whut to shut wen it's cold outside. * 11. SCREEN: Whut to shut wen it's blak fly season. * 12. BYTE: Whut them dang flys do. * 13. CHIP: Munchies fer the TV. * 14. MICRO CHIP: Whut's in the bottom of the munchie bag. * 15. MODEM: Whut cha did to the hay fields. * 16. DOT MATRIX: Old Dan Matrix's wife. * 17. LAP TOP: Whar the kitty sleeps. * 18. KEYBOARD: Whar ya hang the dang keys. * 19. SOFTWARE: Them dang plastic forks and knifs. * 20. MOUSE: Whut eats the grain in the barn. * 21. MAINFRAME: Holds up the barn roof. * 22. PORT: Fancy Flatlander wine. * 23. ENTER: Northerner talk fer "C'mon in y'all" * 24. RANDOM ACCESS MEMORY: Wen ya cain't 'member whut ya paid fer the rifle when yore wife asks. * 25. MOUSE PAD: That hippie talk fer the rat hole.
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