hehehehehehe this is good thanks ----- Original Message ----- From: "send stuff here" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> To: <Undisclosed-Recipient:;> Sent: Tuesday, January 09, 2007 9:27 PM Subject: [RecipesAndMore] Technology for Country Folk
> > 1. LOG ON: Makin a wood stove hotter. > * > 2. LOG OFF: Don't add no more wood. > * > 3. MONITOR: Keepin an eye on the wood stove. > * > 4. DOWNLOAD: Gettin the farwood off the truk. > * > 5. MEGA HERTZ: When yer not kerful gettin the farwood. > * > 6. FLOPPY DISC: Whatcha git from tryin to carry too much farwood. > * > 7. RAM: That thar thing whut splits the farwood. > * > 8. HARD DRIVE: Gettin home in the winter time. > * > 9. PROMPT: Whut the mail ain't in the winter time. > * > 10. WINDOWS: Whut to shut wen it's cold outside. > * > 11. SCREEN: Whut to shut wen it's blak fly season. > * > 12. BYTE: Whut them dang flys do. > * > 13. CHIP: Munchies fer the TV. > * > 14. MICRO CHIP: Whut's in the bottom of the munchie bag. > * > 15. MODEM: Whut cha did to the hay fields. > * > 16. DOT MATRIX: Old Dan Matrix's wife. > * > 17. LAP TOP: Whar the kitty sleeps. > * > 18. KEYBOARD: Whar ya hang the dang keys. > * > 19. SOFTWARE: Them dang plastic forks and knifs. > * > 20. MOUSE: Whut eats the grain in the barn. > * > 21. MAINFRAME: Holds up the barn roof. > * > 22. PORT: Fancy Flatlander wine. > * > 23. ENTER: Northerner talk fer "C'mon in y'all" > * > 24. RANDOM ACCESS MEMORY: Wen ya cain't 'member whut ya paid fer the rifle > when yore wife asks. > * > 25. MOUSE PAD: That hippie talk fer the rat hole. > > > > > > > > -- > No virus found in this incoming message. > Checked by AVG Free Edition. > Version: 7.5.432 / Virus Database: 268.16.8/621 - Release Date: 1/9/2007 > 1:37 PM > > --~--~---------~--~----~------------~-------~--~----~ Access the Recipes And More list archives at: http://www.mail-archive.com/recipesandmore%40googlegroups.com/ Visit the group home page at: http://groups.google.com/group/RecipesAndMore -~----------~----~----~----~------~----~------~--~---
