lol soo cool and funny good one lr.
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  ----- Original Message ----- 
  From: delma bliss 
  To: [email protected] 
  Sent: Friday, March 02, 2007 7:44 AM
  Subject: [RecipesAndMore] Re: So Fumnmnmnmnmnmnmnmny


  hehehehehe, good one
    ----- Original Message ----- 
    From: steve doyle 
    To: [email protected] 
    Sent: Friday, March 02, 2007 9:39 AM
    Subject: [RecipesAndMore] So Fumnmnmnmnmnmnmnmny


    How to tell when you are spending too much time with your
    computer:

    You start introducing yourself as "lord at pacbell dot net"

    Your wife drapes a wig over your monitor to remind you of what she looks
    like

    You check your mail. It says "no new messages". So you check it again

    Your phone bill is delivered in a box

    You name your children Eudora, Mozilla, and Dotcom

    All of your friends have an @ in their names

    You tell the cab driver you live at http://
    123.elm.street/house/bluetrim.html

    You tell the kids they can't use the computer because "Daddy's got work to
    do" and you don't have a job.

    You get a tattoo that says "This body best viewed with Netscape 3.01"

    You never have to deal with the busy signals because you never log off

    You ask a plumber how much it would cost to replace the chair in front of
    your computer with a toilet

    You start tilting your head sideways whenever you smile :)

    Your spouse says communication is important in a marriage, so you buy
    another computer and install another phone line so that the two of you can
    chat

    As your car crashes through the guardrail on a mountain road, your first
    instinct is to search for the "back" button

    Your computer goes down, you haven't logged in for two hours.
    You start to tremble. You  pick up the phone and dial your Internet access
    number. You try to mimic computer noise in order to connect.


     
    Smiles from the LR




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