Hehahahehehehahaha! Cute! ----- Original Message ----- From: delma bliss <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> To: <[email protected]> Sent: Thursday, March 22, 2007 12:56 PM Subject: [RecipesAndMore] A Joke
> > > > A rich millionaire throws a massive party for his 50th birthday. During > this party, > he grabs the microphone and announces to his guests that down in the garden > of his mansion he has a swimming pool with two great white sharks in it. > "I will give anything of mine to the man who swims across that pool." > So the party continues with no events in the pool until SUDDENLY, there is > a > great splash and all the guests of the party run to the pool to see what > has happened. > In the pool a man is swimming as hard as he can and fins come out of the > water and > jaws are snapping and this guy just keeps on going. The sharks are gaining > on him > and this guy reaches the end and gets out of the pool, tired and soaked. > The > millionaire grabs the microphone and says, "I am a man of my word. Anything > of > mine I will give you: my Ferraris, my house, absolutely anything, for you > are the > bravest man I have ever seen. So sir what will it be?" The guy grabs the > microphone > and says, "Why don't we start with the name of the jerk who pushed me in!" > > Delma > > > > --~--~---------~--~----~------------~-------~--~----~ Access the Recipes And More list archives at: http://www.mail-archive.com/recipesandmore%40googlegroups.com/ Visit the group home page at: http://groups.google.com/group/RecipesAndMore -~----------~----~----~----~------~----~------~--~---
