What a great laugh I am having over these. They definitely need to carry their signs. (Smile) Joyce
-----Original Message----- From: [EMAIL PROTECTED] [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED] On Behalf Of Sandra Warren Sent: Wednesday, April 11, 2007 2:50 PM To: [EMAIL PROTECTED] Subject: [RecipesAndMore] Re: OT: stupidity, here are some actual labelinstructions on consumer goods. Syl, I really got a great big chuckle out of these, and thanks so much for sharing here with all of your friends. Sandy ----- Original Message ----- From: delma bliss <mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED]> To: [EMAIL PROTECTED] Sent: Wednesday, April 11, 2007 9:47 PM Subject: [RecipesAndMore] Re: OT: stupidity, here are some actual labelinstructions on consumer goods. hehehe thanks for the laugh ----- Original Message ----- From: Sugarsyl <mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED]> To: [EMAIL PROTECTED] Sent: Wednesday, April 11, 2007 8:20 PM Subject: [RecipesAndMore] OT: stupidity, here are some actual label instructions on consumer goods. Got this from another list: stupidity, here are some actual label instructions on consumer goods. On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom) -- "Do not turn upside down." (well...duh, a bit late, huh!) On Sainsbury's peanuts -- "Warning: contains nuts." (talk about a news flash) On Boot's Children Cough Medicine -- "Do not drive a car or operate machinery after taking this medication." (We could do a lot to reduce the rate of construction accidents if we could just get those 5 year-olds with head-colds off those bulldozers.) On Marks &Spencer Bread Pudding -- "Product will be hot after heating." (...and you thought????...) On a Sears hairdryer -- Do not use while sleeping. (That's the only time I have to work on my hair.) On a bag of Fritos -- You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside. (the shoplifter special?) On a bar of Dial soap -- "Directions: Use like regular soap." (and that would be???....) On some Swanson frozen dinners -- "Serving suggestion: Defrost." (but, it's just a suggestion.) On packaging for a Rowenta iron -- "Do not iron clothes on body." (but wouldn't this save me time?) On Nytol Sleep Aid -- "Warning: May cause drowsiness." (..I'm taking this because???....) On most brands of Christmas lights -- "For indoor or outdoor use only." (as opposed to what?) On a Japanese food processor -- "Not to be used for the other use." (now, somebody out there, help me on this. I'm a bit curious.) On an American Airlines packet of nuts -- "Instructions: Open packet, eat nuts." (Step 3: say what?) On a child's Superman costume -- "Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly." (I don't blame the company. I blame the parents for this one.) On a Swedish chainsaw -- "Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands or genitals." (Oh my God..was there a lot of this happening somewhere?) Now that you've smiled at least once, it's your turn to spread the stupidity to someone you want to bring a smile to (maybe even chuckle)... __._,_.___ "The happiest people don't have the best of everything. They just make the best of everything." ~Sylvia "The happiest people don't have the best of everything. They just make the best of everything." ~Sylvia ________________________________ No virus found in this incoming message. Checked by AVG Free Edition. Version: 7.5.446 / Virus Database: 269.2.0/756 - Release Date: 4/10/2007 10:44 PM --~--~---------~--~----~------------~-------~--~----~ Access the Recipes And More list archives at: http://www.mail-archive.com/recipesandmore%40googlegroups.com/ Visit the group home page at: http://groups.google.com/group/RecipesAndMore -~----------~----~----~----~------~----~------~--~---
