your welcome ----- Original Message ----- From: "Sandra Warren" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> To: <[email protected]> Sent: Friday, July 13, 2007 3:38 PM Subject: [RecipesAndMore] Re: Children & The Church
> > These are priceless, Del!! Thanks so much!! > > Sandy > ----- Original Message ----- > From: delma bliss <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> > To: <[email protected]> > Sent: Friday, July 13, 2007 8:39 AM > Subject: [RecipesAndMore] Children & The Church > > >> >> >> CHILDREN AND THE CHURCH >> >> A little boy was attending his first wedding. >> After the service, his cousin asked him, "How many women can a man >> marry?" >> "Sixteen," the boy responded. >> His cousin was amazed that he had an answer so quickly. >> "How do you know that?" >> "Easy," the little boy said. >> "All you have to do is add it up, like the pastor said, >> 4 better, 4 worse, 4 richer, 4 poorer." >> >> After a church service on Sunday morning, >> a young boy suddenly announced to his mother, >> " Mom, I've decided to become a minister when I grow up." >> "That's okay with us, but what made you decide that?" >> "Well," said the little boy, "I have to go to church on Sunday anyway, >> and I figure it will be more fun to stand up and yell, >> than to sit and listen." >> >> A 6-year-old was overheard >> reciting the Lord's Prayer at a church service, >> "And forgive us our trash passes, >> as we forgive those who passed trash against us." >> >> A boy was watching his father, a pastor, write a sermon. >> "How do you know what to say?" he asked. >> "Why, God tells me." >> "Oh, then why do you keep crossing things out?" >> >> A little girl became restless as the preacher's sermon dragged on and on. >> Finally, she leaned over to her mother and whispered, >> " Mommy, if we give him the money now, will he let us go?" >> >> Ms. Terri asked her Sunday School class >> to draw pictures of their favorite Bible stories. >> She was puzzled by Kyle's picture, >> which showed four people on an airplane, >> so she asked him which story it was meant to represent. >> "The Flight to Egypt ," was his reply. >> Pointing at each figure, Ms. Terri said, >> "That must be Mary, Joseph, and Baby Jesus. But who's the fourth person?" >> "Oh, that's Pontius - the pilot!" >> >> The Sunday School Teacher asks, >> "Now, Johnny, tell me frankly do you say prayers before eating?" >> "No sir," little Johnny replies, >> I don't have to. My mom is a good cook." >> >> This is the best one. >> A little girl was sitting on her grandfather's lap >> as he read her a bedtime story. >> From time to time, she would take her eyes off the book >> and reach up to touch his wrinkled cheek. >> She was alternately stroking her own cheek, then his again. >> Finally she spoke up, "Grandpa, did God make you?" >> "Yes, sweetheart," he answered, "God made me a long time ago." >> "Oh," she paused, "Grandpa, did God make me too?" >> "Yes, indeed, honey," he said, "God made you just a little while ago." >> Feeling their respective faces again, >> she observed, "God's getting better at it, isn't he?" >> >> >> Delma >> >> >> >> > > > > > > > > -- > No virus found in this incoming message. > Checked by AVG Free Edition. > Version: 7.5.476 / Virus Database: 269.10.4/898 - Release Date: 7/12/2007 > 4:08 PM > > --~--~---------~--~----~------------~-------~--~----~ Access the Recipes And More list archives at: http://www.mail-archive.com/recipesandmore%40googlegroups.com/ Visit the group home page at: http://groups.google.com/group/RecipesAndMore -~----------~----~----~----~------~----~------~--~---
