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A little girl, dressed in her Sunday best, was running as fast
as she could, trying not to be late for Bible class. As she ran she
prayed, 'Dear Lord, please don't let me be late! Dear Lord, please
don't let me be late!' While she was running and praying, she
tripped on a curb and fell, getting her clothes dirty and tearing
her dress. She got up, brushed herself off, and started running
again. As she ran she once again began to pray, 'Dear Lord, please
don't let me be late...But please don't shove me either!'
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An elderly woman died last month. Having never married, she
requested no male pallbearers. In her handwritten instructions for
her memorial service, she wrote, 'They wouldn't take me out while
I was alive, I don't want them to take me out when I'm dead.
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A police recruit was asked during the exam, 'What would you do
if you had to arrest your own mother?' He answered 'Call for backup.'
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A Sun day School teacher asked her class why Joseph and Mary
took Jesus with them to Jerusalem. A small child replied: 'They
couldn't get a babysitter.'
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Two boys were walking home from Sunday school after hearing
a strong preaching on the devil. One said to the other, 'What do
you think about all this Satan stuff?'
The other boy replied, 'Well, you know how Santa Claus turned
out. It's probably just your Dad.
Sherri
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