Just remember: when you go to court, you are trusting your fate to twelve people that weren't smart enough to get out of jury duty!
The problem with lawyer jokes is that most lawyers don't think they are funny, and most people don't understand that they're just jokes! Lawyers are the only profession where the more there are, the more are needed! A redundancy in wording: Criminal Lawyer Old lawyers never die, they just lose their appeal. A lawyer was asked if he would like to become a Jehovah's Witness. He declined, as he hadn't seen the accident, but would still be interested in taking the case. "Everybody in my family follows the medical profession," said John. "They're all lawyers." Did you hear about the lawyer hurt in an accident? An ambulance backed up suddenly. My parents sent my brother through law school. He graduated and is suing them for wasting seven years of his life. --~--~---------~--~----~------------~-------~--~----~ Access the Recipes And More list archives at: http://www.mail-archive.com/recipesandmore%40googlegroups.com/ Visit the group home page at: http://groups.google.com/group/RecipesAndMore -~----------~----~----~----~------~----~------~--~---
