Hi Delma, Cute, cute! I love this kind of stuff.
Thanks for sharing. Sherri On 9/21/07, delma bliss <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> wrote: > > > DAFFY-NITIONS: > > ADULT: A person who has stopped growing at both ends and is now growing > in the middle. > > BEAUTY PARLOR: A place where women curl up and dye. > > CHICKENS: The only animals you eat before they are born and after they > are dead. > > COMMITTEE: A body that keeps minutes and wastes hours. > > DUST: Mud with the juice squeezed out. > > EGOTIST: Someone who is usually me-deep in conversation. > > GOSSIP: A person who will never tell a lie if the truth will do more > damage. > > HANDKERCHIEF: Cold Storage. > > INFLATION: Cutting money in half without damaging the paper. > > MYTH: A female moth. > > MOSQUITO: An insect that makes you like flies better. > > RAISIN: Grape with a sunburn. > > SECRET: Something you tell to one person at a time. > > SKELETON: A bunch of bones with the person scraped off. > > TOOTHACHE: The pain that drives you to extraction. > > TOMORROW: One of the greatest labor saving devices of today. > > YAWN: An honest opinion openly expressed. > > WRINKLES: Something other people have. You have character lines. > > ARBITRATOR: A cook that leaves Arby's to work at McDonalds. > > AVOIDABLE: What a bullfighter tried to do. > > BERNADETTE: The act of torching a mortgage. > > BURGLARIZE: What a crook sees with > > CONTROL: A short, ugly inmate. > > COUNTERFEITERS: Workers who put together kitchen cabinets. > > ECLIPSE: What an English barber does for a living. > > EYEDROPPER: A clumsy ophthalmologist. > > HEROES: What a guy in a boat does. > > LEFT BANK: What the robber did when his bag was full of money. > > MISTY: How golfers create divots. > > PARADOX: Two physicians. > > PARASITES: What you see from the top of the Eiffel Tower . > > PHARMACIST: A helper on the farm. > > POLARIZE: What penguins see with. > > PRIMATE: Removing your spouse from in front of the TV. > > RELIEF: What trees do in the Spring . > > RUBBERNECK: What you do to relax your wife. > > SELFISH: What the owner of a seafood store does. > > SUDAFED: Brought litigation against a government official > > Delma > > > > --~--~---------~--~----~------------~-------~--~----~ Access the Recipes And More list archives at: http://www.mail-archive.com/recipesandmore%40googlegroups.com/ Visit the group home page at: http://groups.google.com/group/RecipesAndMore -~----------~----~----~----~------~----~------~--~---
