Hi Delma,

Cute, cute! I love this kind of stuff.

Thanks for sharing.

Sherri

On 9/21/07, delma bliss <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> wrote:
>
>
> DAFFY-NITIONS:
>
> ADULT: A person who has stopped growing at both ends and is now growing
> in the middle.
>
> BEAUTY PARLOR: A place where women curl up and dye.
>
> CHICKENS: The only animals you eat before they are born and after they
> are dead.
>
> COMMITTEE: A body that keeps minutes and wastes hours.
>
> DUST: Mud with the juice squeezed out.
>
> EGOTIST: Someone who is usually me-deep in conversation.
>
> GOSSIP: A person who will never tell a lie if the truth will do more
> damage.
>
> HANDKERCHIEF: Cold Storage.
>
> INFLATION: Cutting money in half without damaging the paper.
>
> MYTH: A female moth.
>
> MOSQUITO: An insect that makes you like flies better.
>
> RAISIN: Grape with a sunburn.
>
> SECRET: Something you tell to one person at a time.
>
> SKELETON: A bunch of bones with the person scraped off.
>
> TOOTHACHE: The pain that drives you to extraction.
>
> TOMORROW: One of the greatest labor saving devices of today.
>
> YAWN: An honest opinion openly expressed.
>
> WRINKLES: Something other people have. You have character lines.
>
> ARBITRATOR: A cook that leaves Arby's to work at McDonalds.
>
> AVOIDABLE: What a bullfighter tried to do.
>
> BERNADETTE: The act of torching a mortgage.
>
> BURGLARIZE: What a crook sees with
>
> CONTROL: A short, ugly inmate.
>
> COUNTERFEITERS: Workers who put together kitchen cabinets.
>
> ECLIPSE: What an English barber does for a living.
>
> EYEDROPPER: A clumsy ophthalmologist.
>
> HEROES: What a guy in a boat does.
>
> LEFT BANK: What the robber did when his bag was full of money.
>
> MISTY: How golfers create divots.
>
> PARADOX: Two physicians.
>
> PARASITES: What you see from the top of the Eiffel Tower .
>
> PHARMACIST: A helper on the farm.
>
> POLARIZE: What penguins see with.
>
> PRIMATE: Removing your spouse from in front of the TV.
>
> RELIEF: What trees do in the Spring .
>
> RUBBERNECK: What you do to relax your wife.
>
> SELFISH: What the owner of a seafood store does.
>
> SUDAFED: Brought litigation against a government official
>
> Delma
>
> >
>

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