your welcome i also love this kind of things so if you or any one has any please feel free to share it with us Delma ----- Original Message ----- From: "Sherri Crum" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> To: <[email protected]> Sent: Saturday, September 22, 2007 11:38 AM Subject: [RecipesAndMore] Re: DAFFY-NITIONS:
> > Hi Delma, > > Cute, cute! I love this kind of stuff. > > Thanks for sharing. > > Sherri > > On 9/21/07, delma bliss <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> wrote: >> >> >> DAFFY-NITIONS: >> >> ADULT: A person who has stopped growing at both ends and is now growing >> in the middle. >> >> BEAUTY PARLOR: A place where women curl up and dye. >> >> CHICKENS: The only animals you eat before they are born and after they >> are dead. >> >> COMMITTEE: A body that keeps minutes and wastes hours. >> >> DUST: Mud with the juice squeezed out. >> >> EGOTIST: Someone who is usually me-deep in conversation. >> >> GOSSIP: A person who will never tell a lie if the truth will do more >> damage. >> >> HANDKERCHIEF: Cold Storage. >> >> INFLATION: Cutting money in half without damaging the paper. >> >> MYTH: A female moth. >> >> MOSQUITO: An insect that makes you like flies better. >> >> RAISIN: Grape with a sunburn. >> >> SECRET: Something you tell to one person at a time. >> >> SKELETON: A bunch of bones with the person scraped off. >> >> TOOTHACHE: The pain that drives you to extraction. >> >> TOMORROW: One of the greatest labor saving devices of today. >> >> YAWN: An honest opinion openly expressed. >> >> WRINKLES: Something other people have. You have character lines. >> >> ARBITRATOR: A cook that leaves Arby's to work at McDonalds. >> >> AVOIDABLE: What a bullfighter tried to do. >> >> BERNADETTE: The act of torching a mortgage. >> >> BURGLARIZE: What a crook sees with >> >> CONTROL: A short, ugly inmate. >> >> COUNTERFEITERS: Workers who put together kitchen cabinets. >> >> ECLIPSE: What an English barber does for a living. >> >> EYEDROPPER: A clumsy ophthalmologist. >> >> HEROES: What a guy in a boat does. >> >> LEFT BANK: What the robber did when his bag was full of money. >> >> MISTY: How golfers create divots. >> >> PARADOX: Two physicians. >> >> PARASITES: What you see from the top of the Eiffel Tower . >> >> PHARMACIST: A helper on the farm. >> >> POLARIZE: What penguins see with. >> >> PRIMATE: Removing your spouse from in front of the TV. >> >> RELIEF: What trees do in the Spring . >> >> RUBBERNECK: What you do to relax your wife. >> >> SELFISH: What the owner of a seafood store does. >> >> SUDAFED: Brought litigation against a government official >> >> Delma >> >> > >> > > > > > > -- > No virus found in this incoming message. > Checked by AVG Free Edition. > Version: 7.5.488 / Virus Database: 269.13.28/1023 - Release Date: > 9/22/2007 1:27 PM > > --~--~---------~--~----~------------~-------~--~----~ Access the Recipes And More list archives at: http://www.mail-archive.com/recipesandmore%40googlegroups.com/ Visit the group home page at: http://groups.google.com/group/RecipesAndMore -~----------~----~----~----~------~----~------~--~---
