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Sugar Syl Says: The kindness you spread today will be gathered up and returned to you tomorrow. ----- Original Message ----- From: "delma bliss" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> To: <[email protected]> Sent: Tuesday, October 02, 2007 11:28 AM Subject: [RecipesAndMore] to every one > > > Message to all members in this group ! > > In general > > > > > We would like to ask you, > before you go to your PC, > to dress appropriately, > because in the near future, > you can be seen through > YAHOO-EARTH, > where ever you are ! > > > Illness > We do not accept excuses > in re to visits to your doctor anymore. > If you made it to your doctor, > you can make it to your PC, > to participate in your group. > > Surgery > Surgeries are as of now forbidden. > As long as you are a member > of this group you need all > of your organs. > > You do not have the right > to have anything removed. > You joined this group > in complete condition > and removal of anything > from your body is reason enough, > to have you dismissed. > Or Flogged!!! > > Days-off > E.g. > being absent for personal reasons > is not acceptable > > Vacation > All members will go on vacation > at the same time. > Vacation days are: > Thanksgiving, > Dec. 25., Jan. 1. > > Being absent because of death in the family etc... > There is no reason for you, > not to send a stationery to the group. > For those friends, relatives > or coworkers, who have passed on, > you can't do anything anyway. > In this case, the unemployed, > who do not belong to our group, > can do the honors. > > In a case, > where your presence is required, > the funeral must be held > during the night, > when other members of our group > are already snoring. > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Being absent for your own death > > This is reason enough for you > to be absent. > However, you are required > to give us 2 weeks notice, > so we can put you on NO MAIL > in time or delete you > from our membership list > > > > > Using the Washroom > It came to our attention, > that most members > waste too much time, > using the washroom. > In the future, > visits to the washroom > will be done alphabetically. > Members, whos last name > starts with A, > will begin using the facilities > from 8:00 to 8:20, > those with the letter B > from8:20 to 8:40 and so on. > > Those, who can't go at those times, > will have to wait until the next day. > However, > in case of Emergency > you can trade with one of the members, > but only with written permission > of the moderators. > > In addition, > there will be a 3 minute time period > for the use of the washroom. > Once the 3 minutes are up, > you will hear a signal, > > YAHOO will automatically > pull in the toiletpaper, > the door will open and a photo > will be taken. > > Should a member offend again, > the photo will be made > public in the form of > a stationery and will be shown > to the group & on the WWW. > > Lunchtime > Skinny members get > 30 minutes lunchtime, > so they can really eat a lot. > > For normal members, > 15 minutes is sufficient > enough for a quick bite . > > Heavier coworkers > get 5 minutes, > just enough to have > a diet drink and a pill, > to lose weight. > > > We would like to thank you > for your understanding. > > We will do everything > possible for you. > > Should you have any > questions, comments, > worries,complaints > and other problems, > > please direct them > elsewhere, > so our group > Won't be burdend with them. > > Have fun...... > > Your group owner > and moderators > > > > --~--~---------~--~----~------------~-------~--~----~ Access the Recipes And More list archives at: http://www.mail-archive.com/recipesandmore%40googlegroups.com/ Visit the group home page at: http://groups.google.com/group/RecipesAndMore -~----------~----~----~----~------~----~------~--~---
