Oh, Del!! Whereever you got this one, wow, terrific; great!! A real keeper, will pass it on; hehehahahehehehahahahehehehaha!!! way way way too too cute! Sandy Keep 'em coming! ----- Original Message ----- From: Sugar <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> To: <[email protected]> Sent: Tuesday, October 02, 2007 2:08 PM Subject: [RecipesAndMore] Re: to every one
> > to cute Delma > I like it! > Syl > > > Sugar Syl Says: > The kindness you spread today > will be gathered up and returned to you tomorrow. > > ----- Original Message ----- > From: "delma bliss" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> > To: <[email protected]> > Sent: Tuesday, October 02, 2007 11:28 AM > Subject: [RecipesAndMore] to every one > > > > > > > > Message to all members in this group ! > > > > In general > > > > > > > > > > We would like to ask you, > > before you go to your PC, > > to dress appropriately, > > because in the near future, > > you can be seen through > > YAHOO-EARTH, > > where ever you are ! > > > > > > Illness > > We do not accept excuses > > in re to visits to your doctor anymore. > > If you made it to your doctor, > > you can make it to your PC, > > to participate in your group. > > > > Surgery > > Surgeries are as of now forbidden. > > As long as you are a member > > of this group you need all > > of your organs. > > > > You do not have the right > > to have anything removed. > > You joined this group > > in complete condition > > and removal of anything > > from your body is reason enough, > > to have you dismissed. > > Or Flogged!!! > > > > Days-off > > E.g. > > being absent for personal reasons > > is not acceptable > > > > Vacation > > All members will go on vacation > > at the same time. > > Vacation days are: > > Thanksgiving, > > Dec. 25., Jan. 1. > > > > Being absent because of death in the family etc... > > There is no reason for you, > > not to send a stationery to the group. > > For those friends, relatives > > or coworkers, who have passed on, > > you can't do anything anyway. > > In this case, the unemployed, > > who do not belong to our group, > > can do the honors. > > > > In a case, > > where your presence is required, > > the funeral must be held > > during the night, > > when other members of our group > > are already snoring. > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Being absent for your own death > > > > This is reason enough for you > > to be absent. > > However, you are required > > to give us 2 weeks notice, > > so we can put you on NO MAIL > > in time or delete you > > from our membership list > > > > > > > > > > Using the Washroom > > It came to our attention, > > that most members > > waste too much time, > > using the washroom. > > In the future, > > visits to the washroom > > will be done alphabetically. > > Members, whos last name > > starts with A, > > will begin using the facilities > > from 8:00 to 8:20, > > those with the letter B > > from8:20 to 8:40 and so on. > > > > Those, who can't go at those times, > > will have to wait until the next day. > > However, > > in case of Emergency > > you can trade with one of the members, > > but only with written permission > > of the moderators. > > > > In addition, > > there will be a 3 minute time period > > for the use of the washroom. > > Once the 3 minutes are up, > > you will hear a signal, > > > > YAHOO will automatically > > pull in the toiletpaper, > > the door will open and a photo > > will be taken. > > > > Should a member offend again, > > the photo will be made > > public in the form of > > a stationery and will be shown > > to the group & on the WWW. > > > > Lunchtime > > Skinny members get > > 30 minutes lunchtime, > > so they can really eat a lot. > > > > For normal members, > > 15 minutes is sufficient > > enough for a quick bite . > > > > Heavier coworkers > > get 5 minutes, > > just enough to have > > a diet drink and a pill, > > to lose weight. > > > > > > We would like to thank you > > for your understanding. > > > > We will do everything > > possible for you. > > > > Should you have any > > questions, comments, > > worries,complaints > > and other problems, > > > > please direct them > > elsewhere, > > so our group > > Won't be burdend with them. > > > > Have fun...... > > > > Your group owner > > and moderators > > > > > > > > > > --~--~---------~--~----~------------~-------~--~----~ Access the Recipes And More list archives at: http://www.mail-archive.com/recipesandmore%40googlegroups.com/ Visit the group home page at: http://groups.google.com/group/RecipesAndMore -~----------~----~----~----~------~----~------~--~---
