Do witches run spell checkers?

Why couldn't Dracula's wife get to sleep?
Because of his coffin

What was the witches' favorite subject in school?
Spelling

Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?
He didn't have the guts

Why do ghouls and demons hang out together?
Because demons are a ghoul's best friend


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