Halloween Jokes
What did the Mommy ghost say to the baby ghost? Don't spook until your spooken to. What kind of protozoa likes Halloween? An amoeboo! Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? He didn't have the guts. What happened to the guy who couldn't keep up payments to his exorcist? He was repossessed. What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire? Frostbite. What do Skeletons say before eating? Bone Appetite. Why did the Vampire get fired from the Blood Bank? He was caught drinking on the job. Why do ghosts have so much trouble dating? Women can see right through them. Why aren't there any famous skeletons? They're a bunch of no bodies. lr smiles --~--~---------~--~----~------------~-------~--~----~ Access the Recipes And More list archives at: http://www.mail-archive.com/recipesandmore%40googlegroups.com/ Visit the group home page at: http://groups.google.com/group/RecipesAndMore -~----------~----~----~----~------~----~------~--~---
