hahahaha good one thanks ----- Original Message ----- From: "Nicole Cooke" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> To: <[EMAIL PROTECTED]>; <[EMAIL PROTECTED]>; <[EMAIL PROTECTED]>; <[EMAIL PROTECTED]>; <[email protected]> Sent: Tuesday, October 16, 2007 8:55 AM Subject: [RecipesAndMore] blonde and lawyer
> > A lawyer and a blonde woman are sitting next to each other on a long > flight. The lawyer asks if she would like to play a fun game. > The blonde is tired and just wants to take a nap, so she politely > declines and tries to catch a few winks. > The lawyer persists, that the game is a lot of fun. "I ask you a > question, and if you don't know the answer, you pay me only $5; you > ask > me one, and if I don't know the answer, I will pay you $500." > This catches the blonde's attention; and, to keep him quiet, she > agrees > to play the game. The lawyer asks the first question. > "What's the distance from the earth to the moon?" The blonde doesn't > say a word, reaches in to her purse, pulls out a five-dollar bill, > and > hands it to the lawyer. > Now, it's the blonde's turn. She asks the lawyer, "What goes up a > hill > with three legs, and comes down with four?" > The lawyer uses his laptop, searches all references. He uses the Air > phone; > he searches the Net and even the Library of Congress. He sends > e-mails > all the smart friends he knows, all to no avail. > After one hour of searching he finally gives up. He wakes up the > blonde > and hands her $500. The blonde takes the $500 and goes back to sleep. > The lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He wakes her up and > asks, "Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and comes down > with > four?" > The blonde reaches into her purse, hands the lawyer $5 and goes back > to > sleep. > > > > > > > -- > No virus found in this incoming message. > Checked by AVG Free Edition. > Version: 7.5.488 / Virus Database: 269.14.11/1071 - Release Date: > 10/15/2007 6:48 AM > > --~--~---------~--~----~------------~-------~--~----~ Access the Recipes And More list archives at: http://www.mail-archive.com/recipesandmore%40googlegroups.com/ Visit the group home page at: http://groups.google.com/group/RecipesAndMore -~----------~----~----~----~------~----~------~--~---
