I got a good laugh out of it, and thanks for the post. ----- Original Message ----- From: delma bliss <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> To: <[email protected]> Sent: Tuesday, October 16, 2007 7:29 PM Subject: [RecipesAndMore] Re: blonde and lawyer
> > hahahaha good one thanks > ----- Original Message ----- > From: "Nicole Cooke" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> > To: <[EMAIL PROTECTED]>; <[EMAIL PROTECTED]>; > <[EMAIL PROTECTED]>; > <[EMAIL PROTECTED]>; <[email protected]> > Sent: Tuesday, October 16, 2007 8:55 AM > Subject: [RecipesAndMore] blonde and lawyer > > > > > > A lawyer and a blonde woman are sitting next to each other on a long > > flight. The lawyer asks if she would like to play a fun game. > > The blonde is tired and just wants to take a nap, so she politely > > declines and tries to catch a few winks. > > The lawyer persists, that the game is a lot of fun. "I ask you a > > question, and if you don't know the answer, you pay me only $5; you > > ask > > me one, and if I don't know the answer, I will pay you $500." > > This catches the blonde's attention; and, to keep him quiet, she > > agrees > > to play the game. The lawyer asks the first question. > > "What's the distance from the earth to the moon?" The blonde doesn't > > say a word, reaches in to her purse, pulls out a five-dollar bill, > > and > > hands it to the lawyer. > > Now, it's the blonde's turn. She asks the lawyer, "What goes up a > > hill > > with three legs, and comes down with four?" > > The lawyer uses his laptop, searches all references. He uses the Air > > phone; > > he searches the Net and even the Library of Congress. He sends > > e-mails > > all the smart friends he knows, all to no avail. > > After one hour of searching he finally gives up. He wakes up the > > blonde > > and hands her $500. The blonde takes the $500 and goes back to sleep. > > The lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He wakes her up and > > asks, "Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and comes down > > with > > four?" > > The blonde reaches into her purse, hands the lawyer $5 and goes back > > to > > sleep. > > > > > > > > > > > > > -- > > No virus found in this incoming message. > > Checked by AVG Free Edition. > > Version: 7.5.488 / Virus Database: 269.14.11/1071 - Release Date: > > 10/15/2007 6:48 AM > > > > > > > > --~--~---------~--~----~------------~-------~--~----~ Access the Recipes And More list archives at: http://www.mail-archive.com/recipesandmore%40googlegroups.com/ Visit the group home page at: http://groups.google.com/group/RecipesAndMore -~----------~----~----~----~------~----~------~--~---
