Church Bulletin Bloopers

        The Fasting and Prayer Conference includes meals.

        The sermon this morning: "Jesus Walks on the Water." The sermon
tonight: "Searching for Jesus."

        Ladies, don't forget the rummage sale. It's a chance to get rid of
those things not worth keeping around the house. Don't forget your
husbands.

        The peacemaking meeting scheduled for today has been canceled due to
a conflict.

        Don't let worry kill you off--let the Church help.

        Miss Charlene Mason sang "I Will Not Pass This Way Again," giving
obvious pleasure to the congregation.

        For those of you who have children and don't know it, we have a
nursery downstairs.

        Next Thursday there will be tryouts for the choir. They need all the
help they can get.

        The Rector will preach his farewell message after which the choir
will sing "Break Forth Into Joy."

        At the evening service tonight, the sermon topic will be "What Is
Hell?" Come early and listen to our choir practice.

        Eight new choir robes are currently needed due to the addition of
several new members and to the deterioration of some older ones.

        The pastor would appreciate it if the ladies of the congregation
would lend him their electric girdles for the pancake breakfast next
Sunday.

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