My Doctor is Priceless
Let me tell you about my doctor. He is very good. If you tell him you
want
a second opinion, he will go out and come in again.
He treated one woman for yellow jaundice for three years before he
realized
she was Chinese.
Another time he gave a patient six months to live. At the end of the six
months, the patient hadn't paid his bill, so the doctor gave him another
six months.
While he was talking to me his nurse came in and said, "Doctor, there is
a
man here who thinks he is invisible." The doctor said, "Tell him I can't
see him."
Another time a man came running in the office and yelled, "Doctor,
doctor,
my son just swallowed a roll of film." The doctor calmly replied, "Let's
just wait and see what develops."
I remember one time I told my doctor I had a ringing in my ears. His
advice: "Don't answer it."
My doctor sure has his share of nut cases. One said to him, "Doctor, I
think I'm a bell." The doctor gave him some pills and said, "Here, take
these. If they don't work, give me a ring."
Another guy told the doctor that he thought he was a deck of cards. The
doctor simply said, "Go sit over there. I'll deal with you later."
When I told my doctor I broke my leg in two places, he told me to stop
going to those places.
You know, doctors can be so frustrating. You wait a month and a half for
an
appointment he says, "I wish you had come to me sooner."
Enjoy
Nicole
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