Hehahaha! Love it, thanks for such a good post. ----- Original Message ----- From: steve doyle <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> To: <[email protected]> Sent: Saturday, October 20, 2007 7:57 AM Subject: [Bulk] [RecipesAndMore] Re: Fw: My Doctor
> > Smiles > > ----- Original Message ----- > From: "Nicole Cooke" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> > To: <[EMAIL PROTECTED]>; <[EMAIL PROTECTED]>; > <[EMAIL PROTECTED]>; > <[email protected]>; <[EMAIL PROTECTED]>; "Wilma > O'Connell" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> > Sent: Saturday, October 20, 2007 1:54 PM > Subject: [RecipesAndMore] Fw: My Doctor > > > My Doctor is Priceless > > Let me tell you about my doctor. He is very good. If you tell him you > want > a second opinion, he will go out and come in again. > > He treated one woman for yellow jaundice for three years before he > realized > she was Chinese. > > Another time he gave a patient six months to live. At the end of the six > > months, the patient hadn't paid his bill, so the doctor gave him another > > six months. > > While he was talking to me his nurse came in and said, "Doctor, there is > a > man here who thinks he is invisible." The doctor said, "Tell him I can't > > see him." > > Another time a man came running in the office and yelled, "Doctor, > doctor, > my son just swallowed a roll of film." The doctor calmly replied, "Let's > > just wait and see what develops." > > I remember one time I told my doctor I had a ringing in my ears. His > advice: "Don't answer it." > > My doctor sure has his share of nut cases. One said to him, "Doctor, I > think I'm a bell." The doctor gave him some pills and said, "Here, take > these. If they don't work, give me a ring." > > Another guy told the doctor that he thought he was a deck of cards. The > doctor simply said, "Go sit over there. I'll deal with you later." > > When I told my doctor I broke my leg in two places, he told me to stop > going to those places. > > You know, doctors can be so frustrating. You wait a month and a half for > an > appointment he says, "I wish you had come to me sooner." > > > Enjoy > Nicole > > > > > -------------------------------------------------------------------------- ------ > > > No virus found in this incoming message. > Checked by AVG Free Edition. > Version: 7.5.488 / Virus Database: 269.15.3/1081 - Release Date: 10/19/2007 > 17:41 > > > > --~--~---------~--~----~------------~-------~--~----~ Access the Recipes And More list archives at: http://www.mail-archive.com/recipesandmore%40googlegroups.com/ Visit the group home page at: http://groups.google.com/group/RecipesAndMore -~----------~----~----~----~------~----~------~--~---
